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How about these.................

"Hey Ta-ray-za, these are even bigger than Bill's cigar"!

"Look Ta-ray-za, tell that reporter to shove these."

"I'm so happy I finally found a set of ears which to match my long face."
 

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Sen. Flip Flop: "Which one? Right or Left? I like the one on the right, but I'd rather support the left"

"Flip Flop 2K4, take both sides, You can always change your mind!"

"Boost the economy, BUY CORN!"

"Ketchup and corn?!?! Ewww!!"

"Market Alert: Ketchup industry crashes, Heinz & Kerry find new riches in corn"

"Tah-dah!, I am Cornholio !!, vote for me as your leader"
 

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"Is the reception any better now?"

"How long do I have to rub these together before I get a spark?"

"No, Theresa, corn is not one of the 57 varieties."

Theresa once again admonishes John for playing with her 'special toys'.

"John, I think maybe the helecopter is a little TOO close to the ground!"
 

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"I use these to clean out the wax from ears!"
 

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I brought this corn back from Nam, it was a tough and brutel fight. I got 6 medals for it then tossed'em...no I mean the ribbons..oh wait....
 

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Vote for me or they will get it! :lol:

Sen. Kerry shows the press how he won the war.

The only things dumb enough to vote for me.

Posted Tue 10 Aug, 2004 12:08:

Fellow countrymen, lend me your ears. . . :p
 

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AP Reporter: "Senator, tell us how well your hung!"

Senator Flip Flop: "Like this!! Do you really think the 3 billion-dollar benefactress married me for my good looks?"
 

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Since my wife is an African-American she is use to long, hard, and thick objects being shoved in her mouth, but these are the wrong color!

I recently found these items inside my 65 year old wife. Now I understand why she was acting like more of a bitch then Hillary.

My wife says if I take these two ears of corn and in her words "shove them" up my anus. Then she will give me another 20 million dollars to run for President.
 

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Oh.....................

He's good and bad, and he's back!
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