Great new job posting just opened up. It's in Baghdad Iraq.
Duties include, but are not limited to; suppresssing riots, looting, bank robbery, thuggery, buggery, rape, arson, multiple homicides, genocide, assaults, shootings, etc.... Finding and bringing to justics Baath party members is encouraged. You get the picture.
Specialized duties include; finding and destroying Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD), unexploded ordnance, Warrant Apprehension Unit (Deck of cards with 55 faces will be provided).
Internal Affairs Unit has openings for purging of the internal workings of the PD of all Baath party members loyal to Saddam Hussein and his underlings.
Baghdad PD is a very diverse job which requires you to work with various multi-ethnic coalitions and tribes loyal to their own specific Mullah. Ability to speak native language is essensial but not prohibitive to getting the job.
You will be dealing with Sunni, Shi'ite and Kurdish members of Iraq who may or may not like each other so mediation skills are necessary for performing a good job.
Firearms training is provided and you will each be issued an AK47, AK74, a 9mm of your choice, & 20,000 rounds of ammo. All firearms come in standard or gold plated finishes, your choice.
Pay is $40 / week (which is equal to 10 months wages back home in the US States) and there is no taxes to be paid on any wages, earnings or bribes you may encounter. You can live like a King, literally.
There is no written test or specific academy requirements at all. Anyone with a pulse can join as long as you can pass a physical pre-screening which does include having to jump over a 5 foot wall. Sorry, but they have standards they must maintain.
I would join but they already have told me that my heavy handed tactics did remind them of the previous regime and that my services will not be necessary. Oh well, there's always the next civil service test. Good luck to you all.
Duties include, but are not limited to; suppresssing riots, looting, bank robbery, thuggery, buggery, rape, arson, multiple homicides, genocide, assaults, shootings, etc.... Finding and bringing to justics Baath party members is encouraged. You get the picture.
Specialized duties include; finding and destroying Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD), unexploded ordnance, Warrant Apprehension Unit (Deck of cards with 55 faces will be provided).
Internal Affairs Unit has openings for purging of the internal workings of the PD of all Baath party members loyal to Saddam Hussein and his underlings.
Baghdad PD is a very diverse job which requires you to work with various multi-ethnic coalitions and tribes loyal to their own specific Mullah. Ability to speak native language is essensial but not prohibitive to getting the job.
You will be dealing with Sunni, Shi'ite and Kurdish members of Iraq who may or may not like each other so mediation skills are necessary for performing a good job.
Firearms training is provided and you will each be issued an AK47, AK74, a 9mm of your choice, & 20,000 rounds of ammo. All firearms come in standard or gold plated finishes, your choice.
Pay is $40 / week (which is equal to 10 months wages back home in the US States) and there is no taxes to be paid on any wages, earnings or bribes you may encounter. You can live like a King, literally.
There is no written test or specific academy requirements at all. Anyone with a pulse can join as long as you can pass a physical pre-screening which does include having to jump over a 5 foot wall. Sorry, but they have standards they must maintain.
I would join but they already have told me that my heavy handed tactics did remind them of the previous regime and that my services will not be necessary. Oh well, there's always the next civil service test. Good luck to you all.
