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Found this on the net...I dont know if you should read it for the dumbass humor factor or if people might actually try to pull this off
"It was saturday night and I was driving my girlfriend home late after a night of partying. I had not been drinking but I had been smoking excessivly. Even though i was stoned i could still function the vehicle great. I had three eights on me and to my horror i saw a cops flashing lights in my rear view. He pulled me over for a tail light out but once he saw my red eyes and since i smelled like Cheech, he was a little suspicious. He then spoke the words that any stoner dreads to hear. "Do you object to my dog taking a look inside your vehicle?" I knew i was fucked and the only thing that came to my head was to say no. I said that my girlfriend has bad asthma and is allergic to dogs. I explained thgat the dogs hair will make my girlfriend go into a sneezing fit and it would be bad. He gave me the most confused look ever then went back to his car. After sweating my sack off for 5 minutes he comes back and lets me go! I guess this is an excuse they havent heard and actually makes sense. So who says potheads dont have no braincells"
"It was saturday night and I was driving my girlfriend home late after a night of partying. I had not been drinking but I had been smoking excessivly. Even though i was stoned i could still function the vehicle great. I had three eights on me and to my horror i saw a cops flashing lights in my rear view. He pulled me over for a tail light out but once he saw my red eyes and since i smelled like Cheech, he was a little suspicious. He then spoke the words that any stoner dreads to hear. "Do you object to my dog taking a look inside your vehicle?" I knew i was fucked and the only thing that came to my head was to say no. I said that my girlfriend has bad asthma and is allergic to dogs. I explained thgat the dogs hair will make my girlfriend go into a sneezing fit and it would be bad. He gave me the most confused look ever then went back to his car. After sweating my sack off for 5 minutes he comes back and lets me go! I guess this is an excuse they havent heard and actually makes sense. So who says potheads dont have no braincells"