Got called to a house after neighbours had not seen the old lady that lived there for a while. The front door was unlocked, so me and my colleague walks in.
Laying in the hallway is an old lady, looking grey in colour, appears not to be breathing, and doing a good impression of having rigor mortis, she does not reply to our calls.
I said to my colleague " Poor girl, lets look for some ID ", as i am going through her handbag, she says "I'm not dead dear just fell asleep :ermm: " I filled my boxer shorts and gave a huge cry [-o< , my colleague just went white and speechless !
Theres a lesson to be learnt there, always kick the suspicious death !!