They explained to me that "people" - I use the term loosely here - like you break off the tops of spark plugs and use the porcelain tubes to smoke crack. As an engineer and former MacGyver fan, in a way I think this is kind of cool. But then I remember that I just paid $100 for YOUR crackpipes, and I get angry again.
He should be like the crackheads here downtown...buy or steal a nip bottle...drink its contents, and fancy it into a nice reusable crack pipe...very cost effective. He could always go the cheap way and find an empty nip bottle and make a free pipe...
Tumbleweed: "Got a nickel?"
Partner: "No!!, get away from me"
Tumbleweed: "got a quarter?"
Partner: snaps, "NO!"
Tumbleweed: "How about a buck?"
Partner: "What?, NO!"
Tumbleweed: "...Five bucks?"
Partner: laughs....
Me: out loud in 'DD, "how the fuck did you go from a nickel to five bucks?" everone in the place started cracking up...
Tumbleweed: (reads partners patch) "Oh, you're from MGH, you're the guys that beat up homeless people"
Partner: With pride, because the guy is pissing him off... "Yes!"
Tumbleweed: "I have an appointment today in the clinic at 9, you gonna beat me up?"
Partner: "No, the day shift will !!"
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