yeah csauce, gotta love those listerine drinkers! Nothing like getting plastered off of mouthwash...
One time my partner and I were in DD on causeway and a "tumbleweed" came up to my partner and asked:
Tumbleweed: "Hey buddy?"
Partner: snaps, "What!?!"
Tumbleweed: "got a smoke?"
Partner: snaps, "NO!"
Tumbleweed: "Got a nickel?"
Partner: "No!!, get away from me"
Tumbleweed: "got a quarter?"
Partner: snaps, "NO!"
Tumbleweed: "How about a buck?"
Partner: "What?, NO!"
Tumbleweed: "...Five bucks?"
Partner: laughs....
Me: out loud in 'DD, "how the fuck did you go from a nickel to five bucks?" everone in the place started cracking up...
Tumbleweed: (reads partners patch) "Oh, you're from MGH, you're the guys that beat up homeless people"
Partner: With pride, because the guy is pissing him off... "Yes!"
Tumbleweed: "I have an appointment today in the clinic at 9, you gonna beat me up?"
Partner: "No, the day shift will !!"
We laughed all night over that guy...