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An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand.

A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you lad?"

"Yes, sssshombody stole me car!" the Irishman replies.

The cop asks, "Well now, where was your car the last time you saw it?"

"It was at the end of this key" replies the Irishman.

About this time the cop happens to notice that the Irishman's member is being exhibited for all to see.

He then asks, "Are you aware that you are exposing yourself, sir?"

The Irishman looks down woefully and moans "Oh, gosh me golly, they stole me girlfriend, too!!"
 
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