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Food Stories
(This seems to be an aggrevating subject for the police for some reason.....)
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To: [email protected]
Subject: I work at a kitchen
I work in a resteraunt that all the local police come to to eat their breakfest and i'm always the only one in the kitchen besides the dishwasher, and its pathetic to think that the cops trust us so much. Weve done everything to the food, piss, snot, spit, food off other people plates after they come in from the tables, about the only thing we havent done is jack off and i'm debating that one. Cops are so fucking stupid.
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Subject: Food Story
To: [email protected]
I used to work 3rd shift at a gas station. This cock sucking cop would come in every night at the same time,
get a fountain drink, and leave without paying - he never even offered to pay. So I started taking the plastic
pieces that mix the water and syrup together off of the machine right before he came in. The dickhead would walk
his fat ass over to the drink machine, put a cup up to the dispenser and get spewed from head to toe. "Sorry" I'd
say, "the plastic pieces (what the hell are those things called?)are soaking in hot water." He'd get so pissed off
I thought he would blow a fuse. Needless to say this only worked a couple of times, but it was a blast watching his
sorry ass have to dry off with tiny white folded napkins.
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I work at a donut shop, and my boss says we have to give cops their order free. But I have spat into the pot of coffee I serve them from and then dump the rest out when they leave and its fun!!! I am going to keep doing it, and i don't care if I lose my job. I also steal coffee and ,filters,pens,notebooks,recipt books,from my stupid boss. will write back with more funny stories next week. later!
http://www.copssuck.net/Pages/food.html
(This seems to be an aggrevating subject for the police for some reason.....)
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To: [email protected]
Subject: I work at a kitchen
I work in a resteraunt that all the local police come to to eat their breakfest and i'm always the only one in the kitchen besides the dishwasher, and its pathetic to think that the cops trust us so much. Weve done everything to the food, piss, snot, spit, food off other people plates after they come in from the tables, about the only thing we havent done is jack off and i'm debating that one. Cops are so fucking stupid.
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Subject: Food Story
To: [email protected]
I used to work 3rd shift at a gas station. This cock sucking cop would come in every night at the same time,
get a fountain drink, and leave without paying - he never even offered to pay. So I started taking the plastic
pieces that mix the water and syrup together off of the machine right before he came in. The dickhead would walk
his fat ass over to the drink machine, put a cup up to the dispenser and get spewed from head to toe. "Sorry" I'd
say, "the plastic pieces (what the hell are those things called?)are soaking in hot water." He'd get so pissed off
I thought he would blow a fuse. Needless to say this only worked a couple of times, but it was a blast watching his
sorry ass have to dry off with tiny white folded napkins.
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I work at a donut shop, and my boss says we have to give cops their order free. But I have spat into the pot of coffee I serve them from and then dump the rest out when they leave and its fun!!! I am going to keep doing it, and i don't care if I lose my job. I also steal coffee and ,filters,pens,notebooks,recipt books,from my stupid boss. will write back with more funny stories next week. later!
http://www.copssuck.net/Pages/food.html