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72 Year old male [nude photos]

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Approached an intersection tonight on one of our side streets at around 1:45AM and was surprised by a bright blue flash of light from a front yard.

Exited my cruiser to investigate and observed a 72 year old male subject hurrying to get his robe on behind a flower bush. [nothing but a robe and his birthday suit]

Also observed a Polaroid Spectra instant camera on a tripod facing where this perv was standing.

Unfriggen real! Told the old bat that if he wanted to pose for the elderly centerfold of the month to do it in the privacy of his own friggen apartment.

8O That is one visual I really did not need.
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HAH! We had one tonight too, a little younger... homeless drunk guy in his apparently living in someone's garage for a few days... they came home to find him in the garage doorway waving at them - buck naked! Both women freaked and ran inside, dialed 911... poor guy was standing at their door waving to them while they were on the phone, apparently he wanted them to come have a drink with him!

He smelled about as bad as a living human can smell... sat his bare ass on the transporting cop's raincoat too - that one will haunt him for awhile. ;)

-Mike :L:
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