[Gil]

Approached an intersection tonight on one of our side streets at around 1:45AM and was surprised by a bright blue flash of light from a front yard.

Exited my cruiser to investigate and observed a 72 year old male subject hurrying to get his robe on behind a flower bush. [nothing but a robe and his birthday suit]

Also observed a Polaroid Spectra instant camera on a tripod facing where this perv was standing.

Unfriggen real! Told the old bat that if he wanted to pose for the elderly centerfold of the month to do it in the privacy of his own friggen apartment.

8O That is one visual I really did not need.

 

[Officer Dunngeon]

Gil, did you happen to, uh... confiscate the polaroids?

...Just wondering... 8-[

 

[j809]

Gil , is this the guy. I hope you didn't give him your number :lol:

 

[mpd61]

Oh NO!!!!!

I just sauced my pants!!!
:L: :L:

 

[Gil]

Gil, did you happen to, uh... confiscate the polaroids?

...Just wondering... 8-[

Ah no.... Not something I wanted to add to my new but growing collection of my experiences with the APD

No number giving but gave him JB's email address

 

[tomahawk]

HAH! We had one tonight too, a little younger... homeless drunk guy in his apparently living in someone's garage for a few days... they came home to find him in the garage doorway waving at them - buck naked! Both women freaked and ran inside, dialed 911... poor guy was standing at their door waving to them while they were on the phone, apparently he wanted them to come have a drink with him!

He smelled about as bad as a living human can smell... sat his bare ass on the transporting cop's raincoat too - that one will haunt him for awhile.

-Mike :L:

 

[Harley387]

Gil, I have but two questions for you:

1) Was he a HARDENED criminal?

2) Will the evidence stand up in court?

Just curious. :sly:

 

[Gil]

Gil, I have but two questions for you:

1) Was he a HARDENED criminal?

2) Will the evidence stand up in court?

Just curious. :sly:

Cute.... No court just a STIFF talking to...

CO frowns on 70+ prisoners with chronic medical problems and I did not feel like playing cell bitch for the night. He had no priors, no BOP not even a speeding ticket. Just an ol guy loosing his mind and made a bad decision.

 

[mpd61]

Actually.....
You probably could not have done anything with him anyway.
I know you'll flip but; In the dark, in his front yard, behind or around bushes, he isn't open and gross. It's a long story from In-service @ Plymouth with Capt. Eugenio. Just trust me.

 

[Gil]

272 / 53 Lewd and Lascivious Conduct

"Recklessly disregarded a substantial risk of public exposure to others that might be offended by the suspects conduct."

mpd61, your right as the good Capt.. has told you. I think I would of had a hard time trying to prove the above element. It was 2 AM, it was dark, he was behind a bush and there was no pedestrian or vehicle traffic. I knew I would not be standing on terra firma had I brought the old bat in. Had the time been 2 PM his ass would have been in the lockup.