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3 accused of operating fictitious police department

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  1. kwflatbed

    kwflatbed MassCops Angel Staff Member

    3 accused of operating fictitious police department
    By TAMI ABDOLLAH and DON THOMPSON 9 hours ago
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    This April 30, 2015, booking photo provided by the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department, shows Brandon …
    LOS ANGELES (AP) — Three people, including one who works for California Attorney General Kamala Harris, were charged after claiming to operate a police department with jurisdiction in 33 states and Mexico and that traces its roots back 3,000 years, authorities said Wednesday.

    Brandon Kiel, David Henry and Tonette Hayes were taken into custody last week on suspicion of impersonating officers as members of the Masonic Fraternal Police Department, Los Angeles County sheriff's officials said.

    Detectives believe other people may be involved in the operation, sheriff's spokeswoman Nicole Nishida said.

    Deputies found ID cards, uniforms and law enforcement-like vehicles along with other official police equipment during their search of a home and office linked to the group, she said.

    However, Nishida said there were no indications the group was stopping the public or conducting other law enforcement activities.

  2. Tuna

    Tuna Always entertained

    Wow, they one-uped CMPSA
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  3. Fuzzywuzzy

    Fuzzywuzzy MassCops Member

    Was this a civil service department?
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  4. USM C-2

    USM C-2 MassCops Member

    We are the Knights Who Say "Ni"!
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  5. LGriffin

    LGriffin Always Watching

    Is that Vietboy or EO?
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  6. k12kop

    k12kop MassCops Member

    The fraternal order of Chapt. 90?
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  7. Pvt. Cowboy

    Pvt. Cowboy Lemme take a selfie Staff Member

    I got an FU letter from this department too.
  8. Crazy Otto

    Crazy Otto Working for the clampdown

    Article doesn't mention what kind of covers they wear. Shoddy journalism.
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  9. Kilvinsky

    Kilvinsky I think, therefore I'll never be promoted.

    Or how much they make and how many shootings were involved and how many officers from throughout the state, regardless of if they are with this 'department' have been convicted of crimes in the past 20 years.

    On an up note, they're giving a test next month and the handling/registration fee should just about cover their legal expenses. They're looking to hire at least 3.
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  10. BxDetSgt

    BxDetSgt MassCops Member

    How many guys from MA applied for this gig and are now crushed?
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  11. MiamiVice

    MiamiVice MassCops Member

    Hats? Chapter 90???
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  12. Pvt. Cowboy

    Pvt. Cowboy Lemme take a selfie Staff Member

    See post #7.

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  13. Crazy Otto

    Crazy Otto Working for the clampdown

    I'd join just for the "Lucrative Details" they must get.
  14. LA Copper

    LA Copper Subscribing Member

    If only we had details out here.... I'd like to see some of that.
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  15. BxDetSgt

    BxDetSgt MassCops Member

    Considering the Masons rule the world, it must have some benefits
  16. Kilvinsky

    Kilvinsky I think, therefore I'll never be promoted.

    Fraternal Order Police Department

    The Masonic Fraternal Order Police Department is an exciting and innovative and non-existent Law Enforcement Agency sworn by no one in particular for no apparent reason. We seek motivated individuals who want the Law Enforcement experience without any real law enforcement authority of any kind. We have been endorsed by Benjamin Franklin (AskaMason.com) though not really*

    . Our Authority, though non-existent is truly breathtaking and as vast as your imagination. Also keep in mind, we have never, EVER shot an unarmed black teen in our history, though granted we have never shot anyone or had reason to in our history, mainly because we really are just a fantasy, but a PRO-ACTIVE fantasy which strives for the safety and security of all who live and work anywhere. We work hard with the total ignorance of other Law Enforcement agencies to ensure that we get to wear uniforms, guns and act like the cool mothers we really are, all in the service of the people of America. Don’t ask a Mason since they’ll simply deny any knowledge.

    Posting Number 00000002-2015
    Posting Title Police Chief and various staff and so forth depending on various court cases.

    Position Summary Information

    See above for the stuff you’re looking for.
    Job Description Summary
    Lots of stuff.

    Essential Responsibilities
    Stuff we haven’t really come up with, but lots of very cool stuff that other cops (Yeah, OTHER cops) will love you for.

    Minimum Experience
    Willingness to apply, pay the registration fee and show up. IF you've ever joined or applied to be an actual Mason, or at least laid a few bricks, you may be eligible for immediate promotion.
    Minimum Education

    Have you been to a school at one time in your life? Not graduated, just sort of shown up, maybe just to look over the grounds?

    Working Conditions
    Additional Required Skills & Abilities

    Working Conditions:
    • Must be willing to work flexible hours, schedules and overtime assignments that don’t exist
    • Regular physical exertion and walking required, or not.
    • Ability to travel, maybe to Hawaii, Alaska, Maine, Guam, or down the block to post bail
    • Valid unrestricted U.S. Driver’s License, with an insurable (as determined by The Mason’s insurers’ criteria) or a satisfactory driving history or have ridden a scooter, motorized or not

    Additional Experience, Skills & Abilities:
    • Should be in good mental and physical condition, but if not, we won’t hold a grudge and may consider you for immediate promotion
    • Previous police, security, dispatching, deli counter, mopping, walking, breathing experience preferred, but not required.
    • Previous experience in wearing some sort of uniform in some sort of setting preferred, but we can wave that.

    *Frankly if Franklin (HA HA HA) knew we were doing this, he’d become a Catholic! How funny would THAT be? Ok, no more levity.
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