[Pvt. Cowboy]

Great opportunity to get sponsored kids. The way the state is going, it's very unlikely to hired without an academy these days. Just take a peek at all the job postings here...

If I was still trying to get on, I'd be applying for this. Good luck!

 

[Pvt. Cowboy]

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Would be fun to see Cowboy on the job. He wouldn't even need a gun. Just give the bad guy a karate chop or something

"I observed suspect break into a car on campus with a large brick. As I approached the suspect, he ran, and I pursued. Once I was within arms reach, I tackled the suspect to the grass. At that point I maintained side control, transitioned to mount, and armbarred the suspect until his shit BROKE OFF. End report."

Suspended, again.

 

[Pvt. Cowboy]

Suspended for being out of uniform and while applying said armbar, placed schwetty balz under suspects nose and on lips. Command staff beliefs this last part to be intentional....

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"Sarge... You mean I CAN'T teabag people I arrest? This is bullshit..."