Texas woman suing Dallas Cowboys over 'burned buttocks'

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  1. kwflatbed Subscribing Member MC1+MC2 +MC3 82K+Poster

    Texas woman suing Dallas Cowboys over 'burned buttocks'

    Published August 19, 2012
    FoxNews.com
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    DALLAS – A Texas woman is suing the Dallas Cowboys and owner Jerry Jones, saying her buttocks was severely burned when she sat on a bench outside Cowboys Stadium.
    In a lawsuit filed last week in Tarrant Count, Jennelle Carrillo said the black marble bench was in direct sunlight on a hot August afternoon before a Cowboys scrimmage last year. A weather official says the high temperature on that day was 101 degrees.


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  2. right.as.rain MassCops Member

    Suing over a hot bench? Well that just burns my @$$.

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  3. 7costanza . . .

    Tort reform.
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  4. 263FPD Administrator

    She needs a cruller in her ass


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  5. Hank Moody You get what you give

  6. right.as.rain MassCops Member

    Did she sit on the bench naked? Wouldn't she have felt the heat and stood up before it got to the point that she needed skin grafts??? What a moron. o_O
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  8. Hank Moody You get what you give

    Cheerleaders aren't hired for brains...............

    Not a cheerleader but a prime example:

    My girl pre-bOOb job:



    And who could forget THIS gem ???????

  9. csauce777 Supporting Member

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    Yeah exactly, she's not bright but doesn't need to be.
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  10. right.as.rain MassCops Member

    Thanks, Sniper-- I'm now dumber having watched those.
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  11. cousteau MassCops Member

    When you feel it burn, get up. Most of us learned in school that dark colors absorb heat. I am sure this court case will result in reverse Darwin's theory.
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  12. 263FPD Administrator

    I think miss South Carolina needs to stick to talking with her mouth full.

    And I think most of U.S. Americans and South Americans and Iraqis would probably agree that miss South Carolina is proving that SC has one of the worst education systems in the U.S. America.

    Dumb (but pretty) bitch.


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  13. Mr Scribbles Mr Scribbles44.blogspot.com

    The judge threw out the case after the woman admitted to wearing hot pants at the time of the incident...
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  14. LGriffin Verified Mother Führer...

    I can't wait to see this litigious gem. Her ass must be three ax handles wide if the burn passed through the epidermis before she reacted, or she was medicated so much she didn't notice. We all know they're all hopped up on something to help them cope with life's little problems. The coco pills are reportedly now a $661 Million dollar industry. :rolleyes:

    On a side note, The Boss and I tried a new restaurant yesterday. They partially cook your steak in the kitchen and bring it out on a 700 degree stone for you to complete. I was surprised that they didn't have customers sign a waiver because it's only a matter of time before some dope goes in for the payday...
  15. right.as.rain MassCops Member

    I love how some people pay ungodly amounts of money for higher education, yet others get rich just by being morons. :confused:

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  16. OCKS Subscribing Member

    Miss South Carolina must be a Mas"der" Bater

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