Police: Florida Couple Had Sex Atop Restaurant Table While Parents, Kids Watched

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  1. kwflatbed Subscribing Member MC1+MC2 +MC3 83K+Poster

    A couple who decided to have sex atop an outdoor table at a Florida restaurant--in full view of families dining nearby--avoided criminal charges
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    because witnesses declined Monday night to provide statements to police.
    The manager of Paddy Murphy's, an Orlando eatery, summoned cops after he "was notified by several patrons that a couple was having sex on a table in view of minor children," according to an Orlando Police Department report.
    Tom Murphy told officers that he approached the couple early Monday evening and told them to stop. But the man, identified by cops as Jeremie Calo, responded, "She can't get up at this time." Calo, 32, was referring to his companion Tiffani Lynn Barganier.
    Calo and Barganier, 32, are pictured above.

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/outdoor-restaurant-table-sex-687451
  2. Nightstalker Customer Service Specialist, Team XcessiveForce

    Lucky guy

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  3. Mr Scribbles Mr Scribbles44.blogspot.com

    She can't get up cuz she's gettin down Bwaaahaaahaaa

    Actually shewas on break from her ZUMBA class
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  4. Mr Scribbles Mr Scribbles44.blogspot.com

    Is he winking or did he get a shot in the eye????
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  5. Marks72 Appreciative Member

    Well they say excercise is the best thing after a meal.
  6. corsair Supporting Member

    New Zumba instructor
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  7. LGriffin Verified Mother Führer...

    With those looks, she coulda had class. She coulda been a contender...
    I'm sure her parents are very proud that she made the news for letting this hippie bum into her clam shack.:rolleyes:
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  8. Dan Stark Tears of a Clown

    Wonder if he got a doggy bag.
  9. 7costanza Supporting Member

    Where are the men in this Country, seriously its humurous but if I was in there with my kids I would have punched that guys fucking lights out plain and simple.
  10. GMass Supporting Member

    I would...
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  11. Dan Stark Tears of a Clown

    I would have gone Cleveland bus driver on his ass. Throwing people like that is seriously so much fun. They go flying
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  12. Hank Moody You get what you give

    Barganier. Her name SHOULD be BarBANGER
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  13. corsair Supporting Member

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    She has a little Phoebe Cates look a like thing going on.
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  14. Deuce screw you...

    Dinner AND a show..



    I'd hit it too....
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  15. right.as.rain MassCops Member

    Phoebe Cates is much prettier.

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