Parenting

Discussion in 'Relationships & Family' started by cousteau, Jan 14, 2012.

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  1. cousteau MassCops Member

    Over the week end I and my wife discovered our oldest son, as we suspected, is normal, on many levels, for a 14 year old. He is now grounded indefinately.
    cousteau, Jan 14, 2012
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  2. cc3915 Administrator

    I can recall being grounded for a good chunk of my teens.
    cc3915, Jan 14, 2012
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  3. justanotherparatrooper Pissin' in liberals cheerio's for 40 years :)

    Actually I think IM still grounded...pretty much till I die and then some :confused:
    justanotherparatrooper, Jan 14, 2012
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  4. HistoryHound MassCops Member

    My kids will stop being grounded once they have kids of their own. It turns out the mother's curse does work and one day they will have children exactly like them.
    HistoryHound, Jan 14, 2012
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  5. mtc High Priestess

    As is one of my 18yr olds.... thankfully I have an ARMY recruiter doing the stuff to him I'm not allowed to do.

    But he misses his regular school AND his phone! ;)

    Actually - he fucked up so bad he just assumed he was grounded! :D
    mtc, Jan 14, 2012
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  6. mtc High Priestess

    My mother cursed me... my kids are alot like me... but I like THEM too!

    (well, usually)
    mtc, Jan 14, 2012
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  7. mr_happy 5.56 Nato

    my 12 y/o told me that i should visit Penn Island (penis land for you slow folks) this morning when i woke him up at the ass-crack of dawn to bring him to my parents house so i can go to work.

    i cocked back to punch him but figured it wouldn't end well for him. LOL.


    i told him 'well, get your yellow ass in the car and tell me all about after you brush your teeth homo... we both started laughing.
    mr_happy, Jan 15, 2012
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  8. mr_happy 5.56 Nato

    edit: brush teeth, then get yellow ass inside the car... see? that shit is emotional before coffee.
    mr_happy, Jan 15, 2012
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  9. KozmoKramer Administrator

    You and I should be ashamed of ourselves Cousteau.
    No behavioral problems? No behavior modification drugs? "NORMAL KIDS"
    Where did we go wrong?
    KozmoKramer, Jan 15, 2012
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  10. Pvt. Cowboy Meathead.

    I'm guessing you caught your son looking at pron, or doing something that he shouldn't have been doing at 14 involving girls...
    Pvt. Cowboy, Jan 15, 2012
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  11. DEI8 Supporting Member

    it was either booze or girls, hopefully the later.;)
    DEI8, Jan 15, 2012
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  12. justanotherparatrooper Pissin' in liberals cheerio's for 40 years :)

    walked in my son on the computer once...."its not what ya think dad"
    justanotherparatrooper, Jan 15, 2012
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  13. cousteau MassCops Member

    I'm not going into the specifics but as the old saying goes, we gave him just enough rope to hang himself. And, he thought he was smarter than us and one thing snowballed into the end of the world as he knew it.
    cousteau, Jan 15, 2012
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  14. 7costanza Supporting Member

    Computer porn..hahahahah. I'm old school...or I guess just old. If i wanted to look af porn in my youth I had to go digging in the attic under all kinds of old military stuff and a 50 yr old box of mothballs. To this day if i smell mothballs I get ever so slightly excited, don't worry you won't notice I'm Irish.
    7costanza, Jan 15, 2012
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  15. USMCMP5811 Administrator


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    USMCMP5811, Jan 15, 2012
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  16. mtc High Priestess

    Catching my kid looking at porn wouldn't freak me out...


    I guess that's why I'm "Mother of the Year" !! :D
    mtc, Jan 15, 2012
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  17. DEI8 Supporting Member

    Would freak me out also, so long as it was the right kind!!;)
    DEI8, Jan 15, 2012
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  18. Pvt. Cowboy Meathead.

    Sooo... Gay inter-racial midget bondage is out? ;)

    Now I'm even more curious about what his son did! What was his punishment?
    Pvt. Cowboy, Jan 16, 2012
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  19. Usa8235 MassCops Member

    As parents, we've all been there! ..the teenage years, when the brain and common sense leave the body
    Usa8235, Jan 20, 2012
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  20. justanotherparatrooper Pissin' in liberals cheerio's for 40 years :)

    Anyone else remember watching poorly scrambled porn on tv..tryin to catch a quick view of a tit here a pu....neva mind :confused:
    justanotherparatrooper, Jan 20, 2012
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  21. lofu Subscribing Member

    One word for those of us who grew up with aol dial up...BUFFERING
    lofu, Jan 21, 2012
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  22. Delta784 Acting Stupidly

    Yeah, but do you know what this is?

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    Delta784, Jan 21, 2012
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  23. mtc High Priestess

    Clueless... but I'm sure I'll be like " Doh!! " when you tell us!
    mtc, Jan 21, 2012
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  24. lofu Subscribing Member

    I haven't the faintest
    lofu, Jan 21, 2012
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  25. justanotherparatrooper Pissin' in liberals cheerio's for 40 years :)

    I know what it is and havent seen one in years
    justanotherparatrooper, Jan 21, 2012
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