Man Claims ‘World’s Largest Penis’ Got Him Frisked At SFO

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  1. kwflatbed Subscribing Member MC1+MC2 +MC3 82K+Poster

    SAN FRANCISCO (CBS SF) – A man famous for having one of the largest penises on record told CBS San Francisco that he was recently frisked by TSA agents at San Francisco International Airport after they suspected he was hiding something in his pants.
    New York native Jonah Falcon, 41, said that he was returning from a weekend in San Francisco on July 9 when he was delayed by TSA agents who became curious about the bulge in his pants.

    http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2012/07/17/man-claims-worlds-largest-penis-got-him-frisked-at-sfo/
    kwflatbed, Jul 18, 2012
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  2. 263FPD Administrator

    must be our new member, fofunz77
    263FPD, Jul 18, 2012
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  3. Hush Supporting Member

    Make that worlds second-largest :cool:

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    Hush, Jul 18, 2012
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  4. 263FPD Administrator

    Built like toadstool, eh? Short and wide? ;)


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    263FPD, Jul 18, 2012
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  5. niteowl1970 Radio Ninja

    Sal and Richard from The Howard Stern Show used to prank his Yankees public access show. This clip is not work friendly.

    niteowl1970, Jul 18, 2012
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  6. mtc High Priestess

    """ This thread is useless without pictures !! """


    Jus' sayin'... :p
    mtc, Jul 18, 2012
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  7. Delta784 Acting Stupidly

    This is about as revealing as you're going to see, and it was likely taken 20+ years ago. I'm not a great judge of that sort of thing, but IMO Jonah is not a very good-looking guy these days;

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    Delta784, Jul 18, 2012
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  8. mtc High Priestess

    LMAO !!!!
    mtc, Jul 18, 2012
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  9. niteowl1970 Radio Ninja

    C'mon now...... This guy is exactly what the frustrated housewives in Wellesley and Weston look for.
    niteowl1970, Jul 18, 2012
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  10. right.as.rain MassCops Member

    Don't guys know that is just not sexy to look at? Nobody wants to see that, unless they're at a circus side show. :eek:

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    right.as.rain, Jul 18, 2012
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  11. 263FPD Administrator

    No I think this is what they are looking for. [IMG]


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  12. Kilvinsky Will Work for Beer

    John Holms wasn't a great looking guy either, but he did well for himself. Well, until he threw it all away.

    I'm listening to the Howard Stern thing. I'm not a Howard Stern Fan, but this is funny. This guy doesn't appear to have caller ID.

    Well the first few minutes were funny. Then it just got sad.
    Kilvinsky, Jul 18, 2012
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  13. frank Subscribing Member

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    frank, Jul 18, 2012
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  14. Hank Moody You get what you give

    Remind me never to fly through SFIA !!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Hank Moody, Jul 18, 2012
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  15. Dan Stark Tears of a Clown

    A dick bigger than TSA...? ORLY?

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    Dan Stark, Jul 18, 2012
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