Jogger targeted by teens turns out to be Kung Fu expert

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  1. kwflatbed Subscribing Member MC1+MC2 +MC3 82K+Poster

    VANCOUVER, Wash. – Two teenagers got more than they bargained for when a Washington state woman they attempted to assault turned out to be an expert in martial arts.
    KATU reports that Priscilla Dang was jogging in her Vancouver neighborhood last Friday when she was approached by two teenagers on their bikes.
    One pulled in front of her as the other groped her from behind.
    Fortunately for Dang she had studied Kung Fu for 18 years at a martial arts school owned by her family. She used the training to teach her attacker some manners.


    Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/06/22/jogger-targeted-by-teens-turns-out-to-be-kung-fu-expert/#ixzz1ycQqKgLv
  2. LawMan3 Moderator

    I just love a happy ending! Poetic justice!
  3. corsair Supporting Member

    YOU FAILED DOUCHEBAGS :D
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  4. Pvt. Cowboy Meathead.

    Grope fail.
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  5. right.as.rain MassCops Member

    Awesome.

    Sent from my wicked smaht DROID RAZR
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  6. pahapoika Subscribing Member

    The suspects were 16 and 18 years old. The 18-year-old was arrested while the younger suspect was turned over to his parents.

    ???
  7. mtc High Priestess

    Give 'em credit for knowing who they are!
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  8. Hank Moody You get what you give

    DANG !!! The MSP should hire her to "patrol" the Esplanade.
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  9. SPINMASS Subscribing Member

    Gotta love a happy ending.
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  10. CPT Chaos Subscribing Member

    Epic Grope FAIL!
  11. DEI8 Supporting Member

    The two teens are gonna sue, almost gauranteed her hands were not registered as deadly weapons.
  12. sdb29 MassCops Member

    Yeah and if she hadn't been wearing the bike shorts the idea never would have entered their minds.
  13. frapmpd24 Senior Member

    It's just warms my heart to read stories like this. Dumb thieves and robbers who underestimate their victims and get their asses handed to them.

    Most of the stories that seem to get press are the 70 - 80 year old Marines, SEALS, Rangers, Special Forces, et al, that show some 20 or 30 junkie shitbag thief who's boss.


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  15. mpd61 Federal Auxiliary Police

    HEE HEE!!!!!!!!!!
  16. Hank Moody You get what you give

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA
  17. Dan Stark Tears of a Clown

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    Those guys got graped right in the mouth.

    Seriously though. That was textbook self-defense in that video, and you should take note if you have loved ones to protect. Walk softly and carry a big fucking stick. If a threat presents itself, that requires some kind of action, FLIP THE SWITCH like that guy did. No posturing, no bumping chests or dick measuring. Launch.
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