'I make a mistake, every hour, every day': Obama admits his presidency has been flawed... but claims

He launched a grenade and ran away. Typical.

questionman. hmm, interesting. 70%? Yeah, I can see that. Where I work Police and Security were really the ONLY supporters of the occubowl movement because while those idiots were back in their dorms and apartments (NOT in their tents) we were all out making money and the other 1%ers had to take a longer route to work in the cold and rain.

How to gain support for your cause:
1) Piss off everyone you CLAIM to want to help.
2) Show your committment by only being there when it's CONVENIENT.
3) Throw around meaningless slogans, ask questions, offer NO solutions.

Class Reunion, 25 years from now:

Lance: "So Buzz, do you remember how we changed the world back in 2011?"
Buzz: "I sure do. We showed those corporate fat cats just how angry we were."
Edna: "Yes, things got all shook up and everything changed after WE showed how angry we were. The big corporations won't mess with US again."
Buzz: "So, Edna, what are you doing now?"
Edna: "I'm a consultant with the Chelsea Clinton administration. I make a modest $190, 000 a year ($102K in 2012 dollars) and tell Chelsea the best restaurants in each city while on state visits I also point out poor people since I was down with them once She appreciates it and ups the welfare check amounts by about $50 everytime I point one out."
Lance: "That's MARVY. I've just finished my fifth book on how rich people are screwing us all and how as a member of the Occupy movement I changed it all. I have so many fans in the lower socio-economic bracket that I had to sell my loft in SoHo and move to Westchester in a gated community to get any work done. If I'm going to help those poor bastards, I need quiet to think. The five trips a year to Tahiti just don't cut it like they used to. The 9 bedrooms come in handy when I take in an inner city child for a few days to get him or her out of the horrid enviroment that the rich have created."
Buzz: "I just sold my house as well. I had to downsize to show I cared about the poor, plus I'm being investigated by the SEC so I had to LOOK poor. Having been part of the Occupy movement, I know how to look poor so I'm glad I participated and changed the world!"

But that's ok, because it's "for the children" and for every slacker shitbum on welfare. Bush's watch was evil because it was for war, propping up the failing economy after 9/11. GFY questiondouche.