How to take down a fat guy

Discussion in 'Just Shootin' The Breeze' started by Right Wing Liberal, May 15, 2012.

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  1. Right Wing Liberal Guest

    Right Wing Liberal, May 15, 2012
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  2. Pvt. Cowboy Meathead.

    Ugh... Ya usually don't "shoot" in on bigger guys.
    Pvt. Cowboy, May 15, 2012
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  3. lofu Subscribing Member

    I think he was getting bored. Pretty good "run till he gets tired" strategy though.
    lofu, May 15, 2012
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  4. Hank Moody You get what you give

    RWL, you owe me five minutes of my life back
    Hank Moody, May 15, 2012
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  5. Meat Eater MassCops Member

    I used fast forward and only lost 1 minute. I wish I had it back.
    Meat Eater, May 16, 2012
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  6. Right Wing Liberal Guest

    Oops! Organize a MassCops.com party this summer and I'll buy the first beer!
    Right Wing Liberal, May 16, 2012
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  7. mtc High Priestess

    They're called "M&G"'s....often held in Southboro....

    Speaking of which.... isn't it time we threw another one together?
    mtc, May 16, 2012
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  8. HuskyH-2 G-Rap made me do it!

    Funniest part of the video was when they called fatty an athlete.
    HuskyH-2, May 16, 2012
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  9. Hank Moody You get what you give

    I'm tossing around the idea of having a BBQ at mi casa for those of you mental midgets that have had the pleasure of meeting me in person. Hush is bringing a dog that can throw back more Bud Lights than any of you.
    Hank Moody, May 16, 2012
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  10. mtc High Priestess

    Could ya plan one that **I** can make this time?
    mtc, May 16, 2012
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  11. Pvt. Cowboy Meathead.

    Wow... Guess they let anyone on the VIP list nowadays... ;)
    Pvt. Cowboy, May 16, 2012
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  12. mtc High Priestess

    Pfft!!

    I AWAYS warn him when the janitor needs his closet back !! You too should be thankful you've never been caught!! :p
    mtc, May 16, 2012
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  13. Johnny Law Always outnumbered. Never outgunned.

    The funniest part of the video is when Eric Cartman's voice is piped in the background yelling "Beefcake, beeeefcaaaaake"!
    Johnny Law, May 16, 2012
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  14. csauce777 Supporting Member

    The Asian dude was screwed if they actually fought. He ran away from every punch, and offered none of his own. Doing laps is all well and good, but that was supposed to be a fight, not NASCAR.
    csauce777, May 17, 2012
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  15. Delta784 Acting Stupidly

    The little guy came within about 2 inches of being absolutely destroyed. I do have to say that the Sumo guy was an absolute wimp for tapping out after a few punches to the face.

    Can I tap out if a bad guy gets the better of me?
    Delta784, May 17, 2012
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  16. mtc High Priestess

    Only if you're willing to hand in your Man Card !!
    mtc, May 17, 2012
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  17. 7costanza . . .

    Doing laps is all well and good, but that was supposed to be a fight,




    It worked against Hagler.
    7costanza, May 17, 2012
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  18. trueblue MassCops Member

    What's mind boggling is the 600lb "athlete" is able to move at all. Looking back at the video it's amazing his heart has been working overtime for the last 35 years keeping that "body of steel" going....His heart won't just give out on him one day, it's gonna blow into a million small meat chunks when he's putting milk on his fruitloops!!!
    trueblue, May 17, 2012
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  19. LGriffin Verified Mother Führer...

    How to take down a fat guy
    "Strategerie";)



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    LGriffin, May 17, 2012
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  20. fra444 MassCops Member

    Snipe was saying you like shooting it on bigger guys......
    fra444, May 17, 2012
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  21. LawMan3 Moderator

    ROFL!! Pshhhh!!!

    LawMan3, May 18, 2012
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  22. Pvt. Cowboy Meathead.

    I make it rain. That guy woulda looked like a chocolate Cinnabon.

    The line? I step over it.
    Pvt. Cowboy, May 18, 2012
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  23. USMCMP5811 Administrator


    Cowboy in drag


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    USMCMP5811, May 18, 2012
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  24. LawMan3 Moderator

    pvt cowboy??

    LawMan3, May 18, 2012
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  25. Kilvinsky Will Work for Beer

    I also fast forwarded and have to say, on behalf of ALL FAT GUYS, I'm ASHAMED of how this guy tapped out because the little guy HIT him. ASHAMED! All he had to do was roll over as best he could and the little guy would have been smooshed enough to slide under a door.

    ASHAMED!
    Kilvinsky, May 18, 2012
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