Thoughts- Left to Right: "I am NOT happy about this BULLSHIT. This commie pile of crap shouldn't even BE here, never mind trying to brainwash these people." "I'm not happy. I wonder if I look like I'm not happy. I think I do. Whatever, I'm going along with my boss on this one." "That blond in the third row is sure pretty. I think I'm smitten. Sigh. I'm so damn bored and tired. When will this idiot shut up so I can go home?" "Hmmm, this guy in interesting. I can't say I like his politics, but this is a rather interesting story." Fidel: "So, first we ran up to the palace of President Batista and we find he's not even there. So we go in and find his dining room all set for dinner. His montuno is sitting already dished out for his guests. I try the first bowl and I say, 'Aye ya ya, this is muy caliente.' Then I try the next and say, 'Se formo, this is muy frio.' THEN, I try Batista's and say, 'Juntos pero no revueltos, Esto es justo!' which means, I liked it. Then we went up to the luxurious bed rooms and...."