Newsreel Narrator: "Here we see Sgt. Mullin of the Quincy Police waiting for a call. Yeah, Sgt. Mullin has been on the job quite awhile and started before telephones were even in use. You'll have to forgive him for being a little confused." Or..... "Remember kids, cell phone use while driving is ILLEGAL. If you want to make a call, pull over to the side of the road like Sgt. Mullin of the Quincy Police has, and keep everyone safe." or..... from speaker: "...and don't forget the milk this time, you forgot it last time and the poor cat had to starve. And remember to pick my mother up at the hair salon. She's due to spend a few days with us while her house is being fumagated. I told her you'd fix her breakfast tomorrow. Did you take my laundry to the cleaners like I told you to? Well? Oh, your brother was by this morning, when is that bum going to get a job? And further more......"