Hanoi Jane

Discussion in 'Just Shootin' The Breeze' started by Marks72, Jul 4, 2012.

  1. Marks72 Appreciative Member

    This was sent to me by a 'Nam Vet friend. Can't say if it's positively true or not, but sure hope it is. Also, if this has been posted on here before... my apoligies.


    Montana Restaurant


    This is a great story! The radio station America FM was doing one of
    its 'Is Anyone Listening?' bits this morning. The first question was,
    'Ever have a celebrity come up with the 'Do you know who I am?'
    routine?'

    A woman called in and said that a few years a go, while visiting her
    cattle rancher uncle in Billings , MT , she had occasion to go to
    dinner at a restaurant that does not take reservations. The wait was
    about 45 minutes; many ranchers and their wives were waiting.

    Ted Turner and his ex-wife Jane Fonda came in the restaurant and
    wanted a table. The hostess informed them that they'd have to wait 45
    minutes. Jane Fonda asked the hostess, 'Do you know who I am?' The
    hostess answered, 'Yes, but you'll have to wait 45 minutes.' Then Jane
    asked if the manager was in. When the manager came out, he asked, 'May
    I help you?' 'Do you know who we are?' both Ted and Jane asked.


    'Yes, but these folks have been waiting, and I can't put you ahead of
    them.'

    Then Ted asked to speak to the owner. The owner came out, and Jane
    again asked, 'Do you know who I am?' The owner answered, 'Yes, I do.
    Do you know who I am? I am the owner of this restaurant and I am a
    Vietnam Veteran. Not only will you not get a table ahead of my friends
    and neighbors who have been waiting here, but you also will not be
    eating in my restaurant tonight or any other night. Good bye.'

    Only in America, is this a great country or what?

    To all who received this, this is a true story and the name of the
    steak house is:

    Sir Scott's Oasis Steakhouse, 204 W. Main ,
    Manhattan , MT 59741 , (406) 284-6929

    If you ever get there, give this fellow a sharp
    salute, buy a steak, and tip the waitress.
  2. grn3charlie No! My teeth are real. See?

    Could be made up (as some internet stories are) but I don't care. For a moment I enjoyed a story about her getting her just desserts
  3. 263FPD Administrator

  4. Marks72 Appreciative Member

    Awww, 263 you just burst my bubble. I'll have to let my bud know too. Appreciate the facts. If you want to delete it where it's false, by all means do.
    263FPD likes this.
  5. 263FPD Administrator

    Nope, not deleting it. Though it isn't a fact, that C*nt deserves no better. It makes a great read regardless. Lifted my spirits for sure
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