Good things that happened today

Someone is giving me a 10,000 BTU AC. for FREE! Heading out to pick it up now.

Ya likes 'em big, do ya? Today is the perfect day for 10K!

I take what's free haha!

I worked a detail today. I almost never left the shade and since most of our details are in 4 our blocks, I was gone by 11. THAT is a GOOD THING that happend to me today. Oh, that and my brother was kind enough to drop by and split some logs for me while I was still at work.

I am so lucky to have him as a brother. ANOTHER GOOD THING.

It's been a fantastic day!

Ain't no one can call y'allz a fool, dats fer DAMN sher!

By the way, Next week, I'm free.

Oh shit, did I really type that? Well, YEAH, obviously.

Just finished my last shift before vacation. Relaxing for the rest of the week, now.

Even vacations where you don't go anywhere is still time away from work.

Congratulations mtc, thats awesome...and good girl for not crying in front of him (don't know how you pulled that off, but good job!! i don't know if i could manage not to!!! big puss that i am!!)..hopefully some day i will be getting advise from you for that ,,,beast #2 has wanted to join the Army since he was little..in fact he told me the other day that "when i turn 18, i am going out, buying my own shotgun, and a cigar, i'm gonna sit in the front yard and smoke it and then go enlist in the Army!!)..i hope he gets his dream and is able to enlist.
Congrats to your boy, thank you to him for his Service

If it IS a train, it's no doubt the Orange Line. The red line is just too docile.

I hope it's good news. I owe you a coffee!


As for a good thing that happened to ME today, MY DAUGHTER ASKED ME TO MAKE HER A HOT DOG! Most of you won't understand the significance of this, but if you have a teenage daughter and she's spent much of the recent past not even acknowledging you, THIS IS BIG! I did it happilly and even made myself one in celebration.

Congrats on your hot dog!

As for my good thing, I was pretty moody this morning and was over the top screaming at the kiddos. Later, I apologized for flipping my lid, and my 4 yrs old says "It's ok. Everybody makes mistakes." Melted my heart, and made me glad to know that he's turning out ok so far.


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I'm so far behind you I can't even see the faintest glimmer of light and I'm sure you know how depressing THAT is. I just had my Dr's appt today and since the cortisone injection didn't help, now they are talking disc surgery! FML! And since he manipulated me to see where it hurts and how and why, I feel like I took a few kidney punches from Mike Tyson and laying down, sitting or standing doesn't give me any relief.

My little brother is coming up to visit me from down South, and I just finished planning my 3rd-4th-whenthefuckever of July BBQ menu. My niece offered up a case and a half of Mikes Hard Lemonade and a bottle of whipped cream vodka for the event. I told her that's women's drink, and to go stack it in the kitchen next to the sandwich she didn't know she was about to make me.

Kidding of course. She stacked it in the breezeway.

Then I'm heading out for 3 days for our 10th Anniversary. Actually excited about it, as I'm happily married, and my wife is smoking hot.

Don't forget to mention your wife during grace at mealtime over the 3 days

No doubt it helped to set your mind at ease a bit.

What would normally go in the Daily Peeves thread for me ends up here, it what awesome. So, cruising on my way into work, this fuckstick gets on 95, barrelasses the fuck over to the left left and right the fuck up my ass like I should know that he's a coming. Now, lick my balls asswipe. First of all, I'm not gonna go Mach 2 to make way for you. You are not special. I would consider moving over, but, you never gave me a chance. SO I'll watch you lose your shit when I won;t get out of YOUR WAY (ooh, excuse me). Well, I'm enjoying the show with the hand gestures and all and though I can't read lips, I can tell he's bitchin to his girl. I can also tell, she's telling him to back the fuck off of me. Goes back and forth and I'm having a great laugh. When he finally listen's to her, I oblige and get outta his way. HAHA, no nookie nookie for you asshole. She knows what time it is.

As well you should be. You're a good Mom and a damn fine American.

KitKat wrappers are the worst, covered in chocolate and .....oh wait, wrong wrappers! At least it's just the wrappers and nothing else!