My two year old daughter comes to me about an half hour ago, and says "Daddy, I have poopoo on my diaper." I thank her for telling me because frankly, sometimes she will just sit in it until it gives her a rash. She then, squares off to me and points a finger in my face and in a loud and demanding voice says "You have to take it from me!" I ask her what she wants me to take and she again tells me "You must take it from me, you must take my poop!!! You always must take poop from me!!!" So how about that? I don't take any "Poop" from anyone at work, but at home is a different story. I have to take "Poop" from my daughter, and evidently I just have to deal with it. Can't wait for the teenage years.
I don't want to spoil the anticipation for you, but when they become teenagers it's no longer funny things my kids say. It becomes scary things my kids say.:teeth_smile: Some of the stuff the little ones come up with is hysterical. We still talk about some of the gems my girls said to us. There was the Flintstone's vitamin incident, where my daughter took her vitamin, looked at me & very proudly said "I bit him head off". Apparently, she learned early that sometimes you just have to bite someone's head off. Then there was the "I'm full of balogna" as she handed me a half eaten balogna sandwich. So remember, it's ok that you have to take poop from your daughter. In about 10-11 years you can start giving it back when you tell her the story. The kids never seem to find those stories as funny as we do.
"Dad, can I talk to you? Its not about money".....Its ALWAYS about money "Only I know what I forgot"....a gem from my friends son at age 4 "Its not what you think"....My son when I walked in on him and his buddies smoking a joint
Ive heard that one too..... Its not a drug cause its natural:redcarded: "penis penis penis" ....my youngest boy at 5 yelling it to my mother, AFTER he locked her out of her own car in a parking lot DURING A DOWNPOUR!
When my daughter was about five we took my Mom out for breakfast. Mom asked if we could go to the cemetery and visit my dad's grave. But first we have to go to her house so she could get her garden tools. At that point my daughter says "Nana were going to visit not dig him up"
"Got a detail Dada???".....one of the first sentences that my son spoke. "I hate you, you're stupid!!!"...... my daughter to my son, on a regular basis.
263 I love it when my guys used to pronounce something wrong. Its a cuteness factor I think. I'd get pissed when mom corrected them. hahhahha Some of my faves; "we hate the You Nork Yankees", "Chango White Sox", "technicals (figure that one out for yourselves)", "dads favorite president was Ronald Dragon".
When my son was a toddler and we were having a "conversation" in the kitchen, I was asking him a bunch of questions so he could practice speaking and testing his knowledge. One of the questions was "Where does milk come from?" as we were eating breakfast. His response "From the fridgerator!" You can't argue with that logic.
I don't have any kids, but my friend and her 5 year old son were riding with her husband one day, when some guy cut them off. Her husband called the guy a douchebag under his breath, and their son in the backseat said, "Yeah, Dad.. what a juice bag...."
[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a65dg14HaM"]YouTube - Meet the Fockers-ASSHOLE[/nomedia] I don't have kids, so I couldn't resist this one :teeth_smile:
Ginabear @ 5 yo: Mom, Dad you hafta feed me, its your job. Evanizer: Dad why is that brown boy screaming?
Last year I come in from work and there's Thing 1 (3 y/o) standing on my bed, motioning to his waist: "Daddy, do you want a shot at the belt? Then it's me and you...right here, right now. Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary." He pinned me after a monster elbow to the melon and he stomped on my grapes...
No kids here, so this is one my mother likes to remind me I said when I was little: Dazy after seeing her first Black person in the kitchen of mom's work with a room full of people... "Mommy, why is that man so dirty?" (loud enough for the whole room to hear and stop to see what she would say.) Mom answers "No hunny, that's the color of his skin. Why? Because that's the color God made him."
Kids Say The Darndest Things Art Linkletter 1959 [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCHIM-bGiTI"]YouTube - Kids Say The Darndest Things Art Linkletter 1959[/nomedia]
I swear this song was made for me and my oldest boy [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAENe6nCg5A"]YouTube - Rodney Atkins- I've Been Watching You w/ lyrics[/nomedia]
My kids didn't say funny things so much as DO funny things. Like Son#2 having pistachio pudding green poop oozing from his diaper, and Son#1 grossing out and running to the bathroom to puke. (ok, so maybe that wasn't funny for him!) ---------- Post added 09-18-2010 at 00:29 ---------- Previous post was 09-17-2010 at 23:57 ---------- Fast forward - boys are now 16 3/4 - one's at his girlfriends house - I just texted him to remind him it's "pumpkin time"... and he responds with "ya, I'm comin"....
Does not happen frequently, but there was a moment of silence at the round table with a housefull of guest and Ginabear shouts out to me "No Pushy". I know what she meant but thats not how it came out, the "sh" was replaced with sssss. She was right though, lol.
Pumkin time? Man, I never had my mom sending me what-to-do-next messages when I was with my girlfriend. I had to figure it out by myself. Sorry. That was a softball...
