Don’t cry for Auntie Zeituni

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  1. kwflatbed Subscribing Member MC1+MC2 +MC3 82K+Poster

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    Zeituni Onyango, President Obama’s aunt.

    Auntie Zeituni has written a book. It’s called “Tears of Abuse,” on account of how tough she’s had it.
    Have I read it? Of course not. Have you read her nephew’s best-seller — Dreams from My Ghostwriter, I mean Father? No one has — it’s sold millions of copies, but until two weeks ago, not a single reader got far enough into it to learn that Obama was a dog-eater with “composite” girlfriends.
    Anyway, I have the press release on “Tears of Abuse,” which describes Auntie Zeituni’s journey to the United States “where she faces the unthinkable; failing health and quarantined in a hospital while on vacation in a foreign country.”

    http://www.bostonherald.com/news/co...t_cry_for_auntie_zeituni/srvc=home&position=1
  2. Killjoy Zombie Hunter

    Oddly enough I'm working on a book titled "Tears of the Taxpayers; how hard-working taxpayers support welfare frauds".
  3. HistoryHound MassCops Member

    Hey we owe that poor woman. :rolleyes:

    Even knowing I was being sarcastic, I almost had an aneurysm typing that.
  4. Harley387 MassCops Member

    Are all Hawaiians that dark skinned?
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  5. LGriffin Verified Mother Führer...

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    Nice "pink ice" ring from QVC. What, no Chanel sunglasses today?:cool:
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  6. Dan Stark Tears of a Clown

    Holy EFF. At least squirt some fake tears on her for the picture...
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  7. justanotherparatrooper Pissin' in liberals cheerio's for 40 years :)

  8. niteowl1970 Radio Ninja

    The white devil is cruel.
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  9. LGriffin Verified Mother Führer...

    Damn straight! Working our fingers to the bone so no one on the dole has to. It's barbaric! We should be ashamed of ourselves and stop making them victims of our tax dollars!
  10. corsair Supporting Member

    "Tears of Abuse, How the U.S. should be crying for all the money we stolen, by leeching of the Goverment for years on end" followed by the new illegal alien best seller, "Parasites Rule, a guide to free housing, free health care, and EBT cards"
  11. 7costanza . . .

    So if shes now an author...lol..then she doesnt need to be on my fuckin dime anymore. I wish there was a stronger word than the C word.
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  12. justanotherparatrooper Pissin' in liberals cheerio's for 40 years :)

    twat,gash,...nope cunt seems to be the best I can come up with
  13. HistoryHound MassCops Member

    Where's Angry Pete when you need him? At one point they had a complete list on Traffic Scoop.
  14. 263FPD Administrator

    I have a couple of questions;

    What's a "composite" girlfriend? Is it a blowup doll? Au be not. Composite is a hard plastic, is it not?

    Who really cares about her tears? Would you be crying?

    Will uncle write a book now too? Would the appropriate title be "How I lost my license, and gained a Green Card"?

    Should I write a book about my encounter too? Can I call it "How I came here legally, became a cop, and arrested you know who."?

    I am just amazed. Funny thing is that it will be probably touted by the liberal talk shows as a great work by a true saint of a woman. Will it now cause her to lose her EBT and Welfare? I guess she'll be moving on up, to the deeeelux apartment in the (insert the exclusive community here)

    Does uncle, her brother, get an honorable mention in this book? And if so, am I mentioned too? Because you know something? I wast asked by her publishers. So maybe, I am entitled to a small portion of sales??? Well.... In. That case, u hope it's a freaking best seller. Autographed copies for all at the next M&G. You don't have to read it. Just use it as a paper weight, fire starter, toilet paper, anything you want.


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  15. niteowl1970 Radio Ninja

    Yes... She probably has a small chapter dedicated to her brother Onyango who fought a bitter battle with the Framingham PD and the Commonwealth Of Massachusetts as a "freedom fighter" and won his battle against blatant totalitarianism.
  16. 263FPD Administrator

    CWOF isn't exactly a win.


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  17. 7costanza . . .

    Im not sure if you were serious 263. The "composite" comment is regarding one of Obamas many many exposed lies , of course no one gives a fuck they are to concerned with Romney having a playground tiff 48 fuckin yrs ago.
  18. niteowl1970 Radio Ninja

    He was bruised but remains in the United States to fight another day or kill someone with his vehicle the later is more probable.
  19. Marks72 Appreciative Member

    263FPD - Your post was just fantastic, on more than a few levels. Credit, where credit's due. Love it.....
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  20. 263FPD Administrator

    Thank you. My biography will be a legend in my own mind. LMFAO.


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  21. LGriffin Verified Mother Führer...

    Throwing the F word in front of any word gives it a little kick in civilian life.
    The exception to that rule is in a PD, where every other word is the F word and oddly not in a bad way.:cool:
  22. 263FPD Administrator


    Hahahahaha. Classic!!!!!


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