Brockton Guardian Angels! You guys are gonna love this shit!

Discussion in 'Whacker Central' started by csauce777, Apr 2, 2012.

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  1. csauce777 Supporting Member

    You guys are gonna have a blast with this! A kid in one of my classes was bragging about his nightly exploits with the Brockton Guardian Angels, and was VERY excited about their new "patrol vehicle." This website is a gold mine! Training manuals, Arrest manuals, use of force. Its endless enjoyment. Make sure you have at least an hour to view this stuff or you are short-changing yourself! For a teaser...see the attached pics.

    http://www.brucespad.com/maga

    For the extremely interested...check youtube! hahahahaha

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    http://www.brucespad.com/ArrestForce.pdf

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    csauce777, Apr 2, 2012
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  2. Dan Stark Tears of a Clown

    The logo came complete with bullet-holes? Awesome. Great theme music too.

    I had no idea that is what Sniper looked like either.

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    On a side note, there is going to be an opening for BACKGROUND INVESTIGATOR soon on that department. haha

    Just busting balls, Jim could be a good guy for all we know. At least we know that the PHOENIX is truly rising.
    Dan Stark, Apr 2, 2012
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  3. lofu Subscribing Member

    I love the fact that while he was filming his video it sounded like there was a street race going on in the background.

    Also, what kind of whacked idiot puts his plate on the Internet for everyone to see?
    lofu, Apr 2, 2012
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  4. massram MassCops Member

    What a gem. The radio codes are absolutely priceless. So is the chapter in the manual on "Codenames". And the "manual" on "establishing new neural pathways". Thanks for sharing this.
    massram, Apr 2, 2012
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  5. Johnny Law Always outnumbered. Never outgunned.

    Hahahahahahahahahahah! Those logos are held on with kitchen magnets! I feel with my ability to read thoroughly, I can become the next Curtis Sliwa.
    Johnny Law, Apr 2, 2012
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  6. csauce777 Supporting Member

    I knew you guys would like it. Hahahahaha. Classic shit! If you look at the pics, some of the guys have cuff cases with no cuffs! Which is smart, actually.
    csauce777, Apr 2, 2012
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  7. LGriffin Verified Mother Führer...

    An electric car, music to get me pumped, logo's affixed with duct tape and refrigerator magnets as well as a totally original inspirational quote! Where the hell do I sign up?

    LGriffin, Apr 2, 2012
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  8. mtc High Priestess

    mtc, Apr 2, 2012
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  9. Killjoy Zombie Hunter

    Only a short jaunt from whacked-out Toyota to this:

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    Then the criminals will truly fear you!
    Killjoy, Apr 2, 2012
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  10. 263FPD Administrator

    So if I read this correctly on their web page? Their leader is going to be a cop?[IMG]


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    263FPD, Apr 2, 2012
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  11. Delta784 Acting Stupidly

    Is it me, of was the door logo attached with Scotch tape, and the trunk logo with duct tape?

    My favorite pic from the website;

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    Delta784, Apr 3, 2012
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  12. Johnny Law Always outnumbered. Never outgunned.

    I didn't see any tape, but the round dark things on the logos are fridge magnets!
    Johnny Law, Apr 3, 2012
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  13. cc3915 Administrator

    Wonder when their next RTT starts?
    cc3915, Apr 3, 2012
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  14. Delta784 Acting Stupidly

    Too bad the website doesn't have a discussion board we could carpet bomb.
    Delta784, Apr 3, 2012
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  15. CJIS MassCops Member

    For once I am at a loss for words.
    CJIS, Apr 3, 2012
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  16. ArchAngel2 Grand Admin Commander

    I think those are my missing fridge magnets on the car door......
    ArchAngel2, Apr 3, 2012
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  17. niteowl1970 Moderator

    They're awaiting funding from their joint allowances and graduation money.
    niteowl1970, Apr 3, 2012
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  18. Pvt. Cowboy Meathead.

    ...and I can't get on? FML.
    Pvt. Cowboy, Apr 3, 2012
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  19. niteowl1970 Moderator

    This guy could of gotten a high score on the CS exam and be a combat vet for all we know... Just sayin

    Or... He could be planning on applying for a job and assumes that with that kind of padding in his resume he's got it in the bag.
    niteowl1970, Apr 3, 2012
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  20. Delta784 Acting Stupidly

    "Pursue a career" doesn't mean he was appointed anywhere....I could say that I'm going to pursue a career on the PGA tour, that doesn't meant it's going to happen.
    Delta784, Apr 3, 2012
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  21. USMCMP5811 Administrator


    Or how about the idiot with the pair of cuffs locked in his belt loop....


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    USMCMP5811, Apr 3, 2012
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  22. niteowl1970 Moderator

    I'm sure gangs like MS-13 lay low when these guys come around.
    niteowl1970, Apr 3, 2012
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  23. GMass Supporting Member

    The kid is 22, a senior at Bridgewater State. Pics from his facebook:
    http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1374597794

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    "Taking a drunk driver off the road"
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    Yes, let me handle a junkie's bottle with junkie's needle
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    Yes, I'm a stage-5 facebook stalker....
    GMass, Apr 3, 2012
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  24. LongRoadAhead MassCops Member

    Something tells me this kid hasn't spent much time in Brockton prior to this...
    LongRoadAhead, Apr 3, 2012
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  25. corsair Supporting Member

    How long before they find one of these guys burglarized, sodomized and duct taped to a telephone pole. :D
    corsair, Apr 3, 2012
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