Al Qaeda Running 'Help Wanted' Ad for Suicide Bombers August 15, 2012 Apparently low on bombers, al-Qaeda is running a (short-term) employment advertisement on its Shumukh al-Islam Internet forum. Under the heading "Area of activity: The planet Earth," the ad seeks jihadists to carry out suicide attacks. Applicants must be Muslim, mentally mature, dedicated, able to listen, and utterly committed to completing their mission, the Hebrew daily Yedioth Ahronoth reported on Tuesday Read more: Family Security Matters http://www.familysecuritymatters.org/publications/detail/al-qaeda-running-help-wanted-ad-for-suicide-bombers?f=news#ixzz23wntR400 Under Creative Commons License: Attribution I wounder what the benefits are with these positions? Are they full or part time?
I saw this ad, it was next to MASSCOPS moderators wanted in the phoenix...... Did you look closely at that photo, that fucker is a double agent, looks like it was taken on ash wednesday!
I was going to go with the angle that he was dropped on his head...repeatedly, and not just as a child.
Some of the job requirements 1, You need to have an explosive personality. 2, Health care does cover therapist visits, if you go to pieces. 3, The uniforms are great! they come with one dynamite vest! 4, Must have a CDL license, and able to drive a tanker truck. 5, Hearing and eye protection are not required. 6, They do require your dental records.
