A Message/Warning to n00bs, Rookies, and Wanna-be's

Received this in an email today from an old friend who I came on the job with and is now also retired. I thought of making a thread for it, then thought of this one and feel it goes with the message.

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Thoughts from a cop who retired in '91.


Just before retiring, some young puppy was busting my chops about how law enforcement has changed, and the system is improving for the best. I just smiled and gave him a little laugh.

He asked what was so funny. I told him that I felt sorry for him. When asked why, I told him, "Because in about 15 years, THIS is going to be your good old days."

We all saw the change in our jobs. I came on in 1966. I used to tell the rookies that our academy lasted 3 months. They gave us a stick, a gun, a dime, and kicked us out into the street. They told us: If you need help, use the dime. If you can't get to a phone, use the stick. If using the stick pisses him off, use the gun.

And the first order we received when we were assigned to a precinct was from the patrol sergeant. His order was
"Don't you EVER bother me, kid."

Law enforcement back then, was much different than the current mission. We delivered babies, got tough in the alley's when we needed to, made "God-like" decisions at least once a tour, and often wound up being big brother to the kid we roughed up in that alley a year or so ago. And, for some reason, none of that managed to get on a report. The department didn't really want to know. All they wanted was numbers, and no ripples in the pond.

Because of the changing times, and the evolution of law enforcement, the modern young officers will never see that form of policing, and of course this is best. The current way is the right way... Now. But it was different then (I.e.: the Dinosaur Syndrome).

When it's time to go, we wonder if we're going to miss the job. After all, other than our kids and a few marriages, it was the most important thing in our lives. Actually, it was the other way around. The job was first, but only another Cop could understand how I mean that.

But have faith, brother! After a short time of feeling completely impotent (after all, you're just John Q. Now), reality hits like a lead weight.

It's not the job we miss after all. It's what we, as individuals, had accomplished while in this profession that we miss. The challenge of life and death, good and bad, right and wrong, or even simply easing the pain of some poor bastard for a while, someone we will never see again.

We know the reality of what's happening out there. We are the ones who have spent our entire adult life picking up the pieces of people's broken lives. And the bitch of it all is that no one except us knows what we did out there.

I was once told that being a good street cop is like coming to work in a wet suit and peeing in your pants. It's a nice warm feeling, but you're the only one who knows anything has happened.

What I missed mostly, though, were the people I worked with. Most of us came on the job together at the age of 21 or 22. We grew up together. We were family. We went to each others weddings, shared the joy of our children's births, and we mourned the deaths of family members and marriages. We celebrated the good times, and huddled close in the bad.

We went from rookies who couldn't take our eyes off of the tin number of the old timer we worked with, to dinosaurs.

After all, what they gave us was just a job. What we made of it was a profession. We fulfilled our mission, and did the impossible each and every day, despite the department and its regulations.

I think the thing that nags you the most when you first retire is: After you leave the job and remove your armor, the part of you that you tucked away on that shelf for all those years, comes out. It looks at all the things you've hidden away. All the terrible and all the wonderful things that happened out there. And it asks you the questions that no one will ever answer.

"Do you think I did OK? Did I make a difference? Was I a good Cop?"

You know what? Yeah, you were a good Cop! And you know it!

In closing: the best advice I got, by far, was from an old friend who left the job a few years before me. He told me to stay healthy, work out and watch my diet. He said "Cause that way, the first day of every month you can look in the mirror, smile and say. Screwed them out of another month's pension!!"

Be well!

I knew I was rounding the last leg of my career when I got the "what the hell are you talking about" look from a n00b I was breaking in, when I gave him the 1-800 number to the station in case he had to use a land line.

Pay phones and call boxes. Those were my life. Then along came pagers etc. etc. .... LOL

Another epiphany for me several years ago was when a young officer asked to use my handcuff key, and when I handed him my key ring, he held up my box key and asked what it was.

Not too long ago, I was at Ken's Steak House, and the pay phone booths are still there, just without phones. I had to explain the concept of pay phones to my kids, but by the looks on their faces, I might as well have been speaking Attic Greek.

I was excited when 25 came on the air....SIX whole channels to choose from!

I used to have to use aluminum foil on the antenna to get the UHF channels......Even then it was like watching a ghost movie.

Amen! I think I remember them going off at around 1am at one point, right after Johnny Carson was over. Of course, all the stations played the National Anthem before going dark.

I remember when this was the "State of the art gaming system"

I don't bother.....I could submit videotaped and written sworn confessions, signed in the suspect's own blood, countersigned by the entire United States Supreme Court as witnesses, and it would still get dismissed upon arraignment at QDC.

I write enough to reach the 50.1% mark, hit "Submit", and move on to the next fiasco.

Cheer up Obes !!

It won't be me.....God forbid that my department assigns new officers for field training on any shift but days.

After all, when someone is going to be assigned to midnights for the foreseeable future, you certainly don't want them to do field training when it's dark outside, or with the most experienced officers on the evening shift, because that means they would get paid night differential.

Penny wise, and pound foolish.

You would think, wouldn't you?