425-pound gang member accused of trying to kidnap 10-year-old

425-pound gang member accused of trying to kidnap 10-year-old

Published October 07, 2012
Associated Press

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  This photo provided by the Santa Ana Police Dept. shows 55-year-old Victor Joseph Espinoza. (AP)

SANTA ANA, Calif. – Santa Ana police say they've arrested a 425-pound gang member who allegedly tried to kidnap a 10-year-old boy who was on his way to soccer practice.
KCAL9 television reports 55-year-old Victor Joseph Espinoza allegedly approached the boy as he and his 19-year-old female cousin were walking to the park.
Cpl. Anthony Bertagna says Espinoza allegedly lured the boy close enough to grab him by both of his arms and pull him into his body.


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I thought Jabba the Hut was dead!

The "gang" consisted of one person.

I think FAT BASTARD said it best............"Get in my belly"!!!!!!!!!

The Biggest Loser, San Quentin style.

Assuming he is convicted and sentenced, courts will say we have to pay for gastric bypass surgery for this fat bastard.

That is one gargantuan bag of shit!

Question 1: Can the already over-burdened taxpayers of California afford to feed this piece of shit?

Question 2: What about the toilet paper bill? Do the taxpayers have to pay for the truckloads of bum wipe that will be required?

Question 3: Speaking of bum wipe, just how efficiently can this fat monster really even USE the toilet paper, given that his fat arms are not nearly long enough to reach all the way "back there," if you know what I mean.

Question 4: So then what? Who ends up bunking with this guy and who has to deal with all the dirty laundry and all the other really nasty, gross fall-out from having this fat bastard locked up in there?

Finally, the question you all knew was eventually coming:

Question 5: When this fat, dirty-assed, stinky man decides that he wants to turn into a fat, dirty-assed, stinky WOMAN, will the State of California roll over and pay the bill, the way it would be if this piece of shit were in Masachusetts?

Just wonderin.

I think that question will be answered during next year's SCOTUS session. I have a feeling this battle will be taken all the way there.

Reason #22,462,976 why this country absolutely must elect Mitt Romney!

Bwaaaahahahahahah!!! Perhaps he thought he'd be mistaken for the tool shed?

They didn't have a tarp large enough to fit him! The ACLU and NAAFA are definitely going to get him some taxpayer funded lipo.

Yes dispatch, can you send down the F-250, we got a biggie comming in.

OMG, just the though of how filthy this guy is makes me nauseated. I'm logging off to go get me some Dramamine.

His career went donwhill after Monty Python.

I never thought I'd see 500 pounds of shit stuffed into a 425 pound bag, but this guy did it. He's so fuckin fat, he just has one giant chin hanging below his neck, he's not skinny-fat enough to have folds of skin.

Yup, that's the rest of the story.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

Yup, that's the rest of the story.