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Posted by: Gil

Happy Solstice, Happy Hanukkah, Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanza

Sorry for the delay...our Legal Department just approved the following Holiday Greeting:

To All MassCops and NEPN Members:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday(tm), practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . . and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual orientation of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.
It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where
prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

......... Merry Christmas everyone, take care and have a happy and safe holiday season.

Gil

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Posted by: Cinderella

lmao nice one!

Merry Christmas Gil

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Posted by: Irish Wampanoag

Happy F@#CKIN Everything!!!!!

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Posted by: Eamonn Wright

Have a Kwaazy Kwaanza!

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Posted by: chief801

Merry Christmas to all...if you don't celebrate it, well then, have a good day!

Cinderella,
Me mum is a Brit, Happy Christmas to you! I would die for Mum's plum pudding and custard!

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Posted by: MA218

Merry Christmas All, May the eggnog be cold and spiked to your liking.

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Posted by: Cinderella

Quote:

Originally Posted by chief801 Merry Christmas to all...if you don't celebrate it, well then, have a good day! Cinderella, Me mum is a Brit, Happy Christmas to you! I would die for Mum's plum pudding and custard!

Chief Merry Xmas hun .. i,ll mail u some of my plum pudding and custard!
might not be as good as ur mum's LOL

Hope u have a great day today!

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Posted by: Officer Dunngeon

Merry Christmas! I hope you all have a wonderful day!

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Posted by: mpd61

Best Holiday wishes to you all............here at double time and a half!!!!

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Posted by: Mortal knight

And Happy Festivus!

" a festivus, for the rest of us"

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Posted by: PBC FL Cop

Merry Christmas from sunny FLA

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Posted by: USMCMP5811

Ok, I've been away for a few days but better late than never, Merry Christmas to all or what ever your festivities are.

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Posted by: kwflatbed

" Happy New Year "


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