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Posted by: EOD1

OK so as i am driving down Westminster ave in Virginia beach looking for a place to live. i was driving rather slow looking for the address when i noticed a large item in the middle of the road way, i couldn't avoid hitting it but i i felt bad after i realized it was a vibrator. not a muscle massager, but a large pink widow maker of a dildo, I'm talking 3 "D" batteries big!

this thing coulda doubled as a prostetic leg for some1.

i can only imagine how it got there, i like to think contractions from a really strong orgasm launched out the window, and of course it was 2 Swedish Hawaiian tropic bikini models.

imagine explaining that to my insurance company if i swerved and got into an accident. or if it popped my tire and had to explain it to the AAA guy.

Posted by: Officer Dunngeon

I was wondering what happened to it!

Oops, I mean...

Posted by: kttref

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Originally Posted by EOD1";p=&quot

i can only imagine how it got there, i like to think contractions from a really strong orgasm launched out the window, and of course it was 2 Swedish Hawaiian tropic bikini models.

When did God give you the right to be so picky? hee hee....I'm telling your wife you're throwing dildo's out windows

Posted by: EOD1

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Originally Posted by kttref";p=&quot

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Originally Posted by EOD1";p=&quot

i can only imagine how it got there, i like to think contractions from a really strong orgasm launched out the window, and of course it was 2 Swedish Hawaiian tropic bikini models.

When did God give you the right to be so picky? hee hee....I'm telling your wife you're throwing dildo's out windows

i was talking to her on the phone and when i said "oh my god i just ran over a dildo" she laughed so hard water came outta her nose.

and i can be as picky as i want in my fantasies.

Posted by: kttref

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and i can be as picky as i want in my fantasies.

Fair enough...sweet dreams!

Posted by: USMCMP5811

Mom! Kitty's being a Dildo!

Posted by: stm4710

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Mom! Kitty's being a Dildo!

Posted by: EOD1

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Mom! Kitty's being a Dildo!

"well i know a certain kitty thats sleeping with mommy tonight".... "huh"?

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