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Posted by: Officer Dunngeon

Holy Moly Lord on High, I cannot believe it. Some of you may remember the freakazoid who used to e-mail me looking for a Dimensional Warp Generator. I even recall some research was done on some coordinates that were given to me which turned up some guy in Woburn that was apparently sending out e-mails of this sort to many people across the country.

Anyhoos, I checked the e-mail on one of my AOL accounts and I got one from A NEW random space turd asking about some magic wristwatch or something!

This hasn't happened to me in years. I am so excited! Here is a copy of the e-mail:

Hello,

Someone told me that you are a supplier for what I need. I'm looking for the McCoy g series self powered software menu driven GUI wrist watch. I am only interested in later updated models which allow for rotation threw at least the first 6 series of the universities. Please respond back to me with your latest picture and price catalog of all available products.

Regards,
Steven Rogers
29371-jd9723
Siad
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How should I respond???

Posted by: Southside

Send him a picture of a vibrator.

Posted by: USMCMP5811

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Originally Posted by Southside";p=&quot

Send him a picture of a vibrator.

and a pic of an electric mixer for the rotational value

Posted by: Officer Dunngeon

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Originally Posted by Southside";p=&quot

Send him a picture of a vibrator.

Great idea! Can I borrow yours?

Posted by: Southside

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Originally Posted by Officer Dunngeon";p=&quot

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Originally Posted by Southside";p=&quot

Send him a picture of a vibrator.

Great idea! Can I borrow yours?

I let some Ukrainian chick use it and haven't seen it since. If you ever see her, ask her about it. She is about 4 feet tall with a big ass and some foolish yellow tatoo on her back.

Posted by: rhl

Tell him he must be certified in its use and that he must attend your on-line space academy at a cost of $200 per lesson. Charge him for 20 lessons then tell him he must locate and purchase the disgronificator module, possibly on e-bay. Take the money and go to Disney.

rhl

Posted by: USMCMP5811

I have a spare Fluxcapacitor, see what He'll give me or it.

Posted by: Officer Dunngeon

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Originally Posted by Southside";p=&quot

I let some Ukrainian chick use it and haven't seen it since. If you ever see her, ask her about it. She is about 4 feet tall with a big ass and some foolish yellow tatoo on her back.

Dude, look, I realize you've been having troubles at home, but that's no way to talk about your mom in a public forum.

Here is what I had in mind - a pic of a dildo with this message:

This is a series XY model BOB4N-O-W transmigrational warp device that can take you as far as Tatooine, but don't expect to get into the Degobah System with it. It's been running a little slow these past few years, but if you wander into any given 7-11 and rub your hand on it really fast you will get better results, the reception seems better in 7-11s for some reason, probably because they all hide giant radioactive crystals in the Slushie machines. Make sure you stuff a few rolls of Bounty paper towels down your astrosuit as well, in case of a crash landing. For better results, grab every issue of 16 magazine and tear out all the photos of Clay Aiken because they are all telepathic spy devices implanted by the military to intercept any attempts of time travel by agents of the Zurg Sect (who normally are hiding in disguise as employees at coffee houses - but you and I know the real reason for "Starbucks").

Posted by: Wolfman

Will he settle for an Illodium Q-36 explosive space modulator...

Posted by: Southside

Dunny,

That's just wrong!

Posted by: Officer Dunngeon

You should know better than that by now. I fight dirty.

I win!!! \

Posted by: reno911_2004

Hey Dunny, what's the deal? Do just the "brass" get to have avatars over 25K?

Posted by: Dan H

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Originally Posted by reno911_2004";p=&quot

Hey Dunny, what's the deal? Do just the "brass" get to have avatars over 25K?

That new one is just great

Posted by: Officer Dunngeon

Thanks!

I don't know what the deal is, I didn't realize it was any different... I just posted it and it worked!

I sent out a response to the Space Cadet, I'll post the reply if I get one.

Oh yeah, and here is the pic I sent him:

Posted by: rhl

Wolfman, Cool picture of my favorite space alien!!! rhl

Posted by: Officer Dunngeon

*GASP*

The first response:

Subject: RE: tranns universal Transportation uniit
Date: 5/31/2005 6:38:23 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: ***************@hotmail.com
To: **********@aol.com

Hello,

I replied back to your last email from *********@safe-mail.net which I
misplaced the password to thus I cannot login to check for your reply.
Please resend your last message to me here at this account.

Thanks
**********************************************
I forwarded the same e-mail to him at this new address. Stay tuned...!

Posted by: reno911_2004

Posted by: kttref

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*GASP*

The first response:

How does (s)he know you even wrote a response?? I think it's a scam.....

Posted by: Officer Dunngeon

I think they might have replied to me from the first e-mail address but it went to my SPAM folder, so I might have deleted it.

It could all be a big joke but I think it's hilarious!

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Posted by: Officer Dunngeon

6/1/2005 6:42:41 PM Eastern Standard Time

Hello,

I do not have any galactic credit available at this time. Will you take
payment in the form of US curency? Are you located here within the 3rd
dimension 2005? How do you want to work out payment and delivery Please
advise.

Thank you

6/2/2005 6:00:55 PM Eastern Standard Time

Hello,

Below was my last message to you, I am awaiting your reply. Thanks

Hello,

I replied back to your last email from *********@safe-mail.net which I misplaced the password to thus I cannot login to check for your reply. Please resend your last message to me here at this account.

Thanks

************************************************** ********

Need more ideas! Come on, everyone, help me out here! How should I respond?

Posted by: EOD1

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Originally Posted by Southside";p=&quot

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Originally Posted by Officer Dunngeon";p=&quot

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Originally Posted by Southside";p=&quot

Send him a picture of a vibrator.

Great idea! Can I borrow yours?

I let some Ukrainian chick use it and haven't seen it since. If you ever see her, ask her about it. She is about 4 feet tall with a big ass and some foolish yellow tatoo on her back.

ooohhhh OWNED!!! nice dig!!

Posted by: kttref

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Originally Posted by EOD1";p=&quot

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Originally Posted by Southside";p=&quot

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Originally Posted by Officer Dunngeon";p=&quot

Quote:

Originally Posted by Southside";p=&quot

Send him a picture of a vibrator.

Great idea! Can I borrow yours?

I let some Ukrainian chick use it and haven't seen it since. If you ever see her, ask her about it. She is about 4 feet tall with a big ass and some foolish yellow tatoo on her back.

ooohhhh OWNED!!! nice dig!!

Ok you two....back of the line. Ken is now third to last! He's moving up! :P

Posted by: USMCMP5811

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Originally Posted by kttref";p=&quot

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Originally Posted by EOD1";p=&quot

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Originally Posted by Southside";p=&quot

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Originally Posted by Officer Dunngeon";p=&quot

Quote:

Originally Posted by Southside";p=&quot

Send him a picture of a vibrator.

Great idea! Can I borrow yours?

I let some Ukrainian chick use it and haven't seen it since. If you ever see her, ask her about it. She is about 4 feet tall with a big ass and some foolish yellow tatoo on her back.

ooohhhh OWNED!!! nice dig!!

Ok you two....back of the line. Ken is now third to last! He's moving up! :P

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