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Posted by: Cinderella

Who's a f***ing pretty boy then?






Meet Barney, the parrot with a mouth so foul he'd make pirate captain Jack Sparrow blush.
Bad boy Barney – who once told a vicar to f*** off – has taught a pair of impressionable pals at his animal sanctuary how to swear.

Staff had been careful to mind their p's and q's so parrots Sam and Charlie would not turn the air African blue.
But owner Geoff Grewcock said: 'It sounds like a builders' yard sometimes when we come in here, what with all the abuse flying about.

'They just sit there swearing at each other now, all kind of foul language – it's unbelievable. I am obviously going to have to be very careful about introducing other birds into the house now I know we have got a secret teacher.'

He said the terrible trio's favourite rude words were 'f*** off', 'b*****ks' and 't**s'.
'We also have to turn the television up a lot of the time because we can't hear it over all the swearing', he added.

Macaw Barney's most shocking outburst was when he told a mayoress, vicar and two police officers to 'f*** off' and called them 'w******' when they visited Warwickshire Wildlife Sanctuary in Nuneaton.

He was put in solitary confinement as punishment but the seven-year-old has refused to clean up his act – despite being taken to a language specialist.

Mr Grewcock added: 'These birds can live until they are 70 so there are potentially another 60 years of this to contend with.'
Parrot expert Rob Harvey said birds usually talk to get the attention of their owners.
He added: 'This case is so unusual because parrots are copying another parrot.'



http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article....&in_page_id=34

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Posted by: NPD108

I want one!

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Posted by: Cinderella

lol

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Posted by: kwflatbed

My Grandmother god rest her soul had one just like this one
and it knew everyones name that came in the house and also
had pet names for them.

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Posted by: NewEngland2007

Bollocks, ya wankers! Wash their beaks with soap!

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Posted by: Tuna

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Originally Posted by NPD108 I want one!

Me to.

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Posted by: USMCMP5811

That's F'in awsome. i want one also

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Posted by: KozmoKramer

Why would anyone want a pet that has the ability to shit on your head and then tell you to go fuck yourself when you complain...

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Posted by: USMCMP5811

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Originally Posted by KozmoKramer Why would anyone want a pet that has the ability to shit on your head and then tell you to go fuck yourself when you complain...

you have a point Koz

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Posted by: Cinderella

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Originally Posted by KozmoKramer Why would anyone want a pet that has the ability to shit on your head and then tell you to go fuck yourself when you complain...

lmao!!!!

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Posted by: CJIS

Barney the swearing parrot teaches other birds swearwords

dailymail.co.uk — A parrot has taught other birds in a bird sanctuary to swear at people. This is just plain funny.

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