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Posted by: CJIS

Man has sex with vacuum. Says he was cleaning his pants...

telegraph.co.uk — ...says it's a "common practice" in Poland

Posted by: KozmoKramer

Quote:

When later questioned by his employers, the man said he was vacuuming his underpants, which was "a common practice in Poland".

In a related story, the peculiar Pole was asked if it was also common practice to dress the vacuum up like Barbie and call it Roxanne. He had no comment.

Posted by: screamineagle

When I vaccuum I yell " TAKE IT AAAAAALLLL BIOTCH!!!!!"

so thats not normal?

Posted by: 5-0

I have exclusive footage of this vacuum sex phenomenon:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKYTf993c2c

You have to watch until 1:05 at least.

Posted by: 94c

Seeing he's Polish, then the common practice would have been sticking it up his ass.

Just sayin...

Posted by: Andy0921

Did anyone else think of that scene from Scary Movie when you read the title?

Posted by: doubleup

Quote:

Originally Posted by KozmoKramer

In a related story, the peculiar Pole was asked if it was also common practice to dress the vacuum up like Barbie and call it Roxanne. He had no comment.

Posted by: Cinderella

Brand support for sacked builder

Russell Brand (commedian) is offering celebrity support to a Polish worker who was caught in the act with a vacuum cleaner.
"The lure of Henry Hoover is a force I once succumbed to as a lonely youth, it was a reckless and impetuous act - I was in my teens and my options were limited.
"Perhaps ultimately the manufacturers of these sexy little appliances ought be held responsible. Who in their right mind designs a machine with the capacity for suction and then puts a face on it?
"You might as well put eyelashes on a toaster."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2751816.html

lol

Posted by: lpwpd722

Well doesn't that just suck!!!

Posted by: brk120

Well I heard that by using a vaccuum you can prevent cancer.... ummm wait... I mean blue balls!! I prefer OReck... wait I mean I prefer ... never mind!!

Posted by: jettsixx

Quote:

Originally Posted by screamineagle

When I vaccuum I yell " TAKE IT AAAAAALLLL BIOTCH!!!!!"

so thats not normal?

...........UMMM No not really.

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