Originally Posted by MattB

Came home with this piece last night and the wife threw a nutty.

Originally Posted by Delta784

Why did you even show it to her? I could bring home a new gun every day for a week, and my wife would never know the difference.

Originally Posted by USMCMP5811

Ohhhh, ok, I was gonna ask, $450 for the weapon or the wife?

Originally Posted by MattB

I guess I didnt have my poker face on. She knew something was up once I walked into the house.

Originally Posted by Delta784

You have to sneak these things into the house, then when she eventually sees you cleaning it and says something like "I don't think I've ever seen that one before", you crinkle your face, look at her like she's crazy, and say "This? I've had this one longer than I've known you".

Originally Posted by screamineagle

I actually did this with my sig 226. I was cleaning it the day I brought it home. My wife said "when did you get that one?" and I replied " I've had this one for about 4 years, remember?"."

Originally Posted by MattB

This "for sale" thread turned out to be an episode of Dr. Phil.

Originally Posted by mpd61

Two quick things to point out;

1. A lot of you guys are adocating lying to our spouses, which when you are inevitably caught, makes it wicked difficult to deny having a girlfriend (YIKES)
2. Four Seasons cash price on the M&P right now is $479, and then apply the $50.00 rebate nets you the gun for $429.00. But with tax it's
close to $450 anyway right?

Originally Posted by Delta784

And she bought it, didn't she?

Originally Posted by cj3441

When I brought home a new toy a while ago the wife goes "how much did that cost" I say " I got this for short money $50.... it was a brand new Glock.