John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending
the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top
prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife,
Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye,
did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the
rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed,
John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of
John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly
and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast
about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I
was a bit surprised meself. You know, he's only been there twice in the
last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull
him by the ears to make him come."
Posted by: KozmoKramer
Now THAT was good one...
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