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Posted by: Cinderella

Sex-starved woman faces jail



A SEX-starved woman could be jailed after making 700 calls to the emergency services, local army headquarters and the town council
demanding a man for sex.
Hanna Wozniak, 42, from Koszalin in central Poland could be jailed for up to a year. After police traced the calls back to her home,
she told them: “I was desperate for sex. It’s been so long since I had someone in my bed.”
Police who said she had been charged with wasting emergency services’ time and making threatening phone calls said she had
told phone operators that she would happily start a fire if it meant a hunky fireman would come round for sex afterwards.

A police spokesman said: “This kind of behaviour is extremely irresponsible.”




http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...icle793596.ece

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Posted by: screamineagle

when did Cindy change her name to Hanna?

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Posted by: JW12

WTF?? hey if she wants to get jumped by a fireman why doesn't she just go outside a station and yell "there is a fire in my pants there is a fire in my pants" and see if anyone responds.... she obviously needs meds.....

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Posted by: NewEngland2007

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Originally Posted by JW12 .... she obviously needs meds.....

Or a competent match maker. Ooooh, there's a fire pun in there somewhere!

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Posted by: KozmoKramer

What about us sex starved husbands with many kids, 2 mortgages, soccer practices, Karate class, tired wives, and the rest of the minutia of the daily vicissitudes we deal with?
Who do we call when we're as she called it; desperate for sex? The Welcome Wagon? The Avon Lady?
No.. We just suck it up and go to the Foxy Lady like any other self respecting married guy.

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Posted by: JW12

I thought you talk to Ms Palm???

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Posted by: KozmoKramer

Where do you live JW? You must not have a houseful of under 10's...
I'm lucky if I can pinch one out in private let alone, you know, the other thing.....
If I'm on the pot for more than 90 seconds I have 1 or more busting through the door with 1 or more complaints or grievances about the other..

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Posted by: screamineagle

ain't that the truth Koz lol.

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Posted by: KozmoKramer

Spoken like a true dad SE.... LOL

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Posted by: HousingCop

Are you kidding me? I haven't had a bowl of cereal to myself or an uninterrupted bowell movement in years. I feel your pain Koz & SE.

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Posted by: KozmoKramer

It's uncanny HC.... Like they have radar. "OH, dad wants 10 minutes of peace, lets dump this bucket of water on his head..."
I suppose it could be worse... It could be more wives right.....

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Posted by: screamineagle

the second my son starts playing thw Wii, my daughter runs in and says " brady won't let me play. he's been playing all day". and vice versa.

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Posted by: JW12

Come on guys you love the fact your kids love you too much to leave you alone for a minute..

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Posted by: screamineagle

just watch out for Mozz's kid. he's the one on the left in both my sigs.

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Posted by: GALEWINDS

When is Michael Moore going to do a story on her. We all know he'll blame it on "BUSH". tELL ME WAS IT BURNING????

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Posted by: RCPD33

Koz

We have 1.5 bathrooms in our house and I still get people banging on the door when I get in there. My favorite line now is "I like this bathroom better so I'll just wait". I also had to resort to taking my showers late at night, to avoid the rush in the am. Now though, my oldest (21) has discovered it works well for him too, to take his at night. At 1:30am two nights ago, I get ready to go in there and DAMN......who the hell is in there at this hour, but my oldest! That's also my tv time as well (thank goodness for the DVR), when I can actually watch and hear something at the same time. I tell you I can't win!

But alas, what are you gonna do, such is fatherhood!

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Posted by: roccopd

I have five kids 2 to 13 and all girls. I have to go to D&D for a good shit!!!!

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Posted by: justanotherparatrooper

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Originally Posted by roccopd I have five kids 2 to 13 and all girls. I have to go to D&D for a good shit!!!!

Damn...your gonna drown in an estrogen ocean!

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Posted by: mtc

Ouch rocco !! Them's alot of girls!

I firmly believe that fathers with all girls, like mothers with all boys, deserve thier own bathroom. Not to be infiltrated by any other household member or guest. (they are, however, also responsible for cleaning said private bath)

I have three teenagers and one bathroom.... I'm up extra early and gone before they even wake up.

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Posted by: KozmoKramer

3 full and 2 1/2 here... And still it doesn't matter...

WOW, 5 girls Rocco. I'll never complain again...
Your going to earn a Masters degree in refereeing..

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Posted by: mtc

He'll need about 8 phone lines too!

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Posted by: KozmoKramer

No kidding MTC...

Not too mention all the baseball bats he's going to go through when the boys start calling... BETTER YOU THAN ME ROCCO!!

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Posted by: Delta784

My boy/girl twins fight like an old married couple. My wife and I refer to them as "the Costanzas" when they're out of hearing distance.

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Posted by: mtc

How old are they Delta ??

Sooner or later, puberty will kick in, and she'll have the hots for one of his friends, and vise-versa.

My twins are both boys.... they live in the smelly cave at the end of the hall....

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Posted by: Delta784

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Originally Posted by mtc How old are they Delta ?? Sooner or later, puberty will kick in, and she'll have the hots for one of his friends, and vise-versa. My twins are both boys.... they live in the smelly cave at the end of the hall....

They turned 6 in October.

I'm actually psyched for my son, he'll know how to talk to a girl when it counts since all he seems to do is fight with his sister.

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Posted by: mtc

Basic training, my 16yr old daughter fluctuates between each of the twins, usually she hates them, but pretty evenly trades off on who she likes at the time.
One is beneficial because he has cool, smarty-pants geeky dramatic friends.
The other's a hockey jock.... her excuse to hang around the rink..... stud-finding...

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