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Main Page Dolly Parton's Breasts Cause Her to Postpone Tour
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Posted by: kwflatbed

AP
Dolly Parton

Dolly Parton is postponing her U.S. tour for six to eight weeks because of back problems created by her breasts, according to a statement posted Monday on her music Web site.

"I know I have been breaking my neck and bending over backwards trying to get my new Backwoods Barbie CD and world tour together, but I didn't mean to hurt myself doing it!" she said in a statement. "But hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don't have back problems."

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The tour was scheduled to start Feb. 28 in Minneapolis to promote her new album, "Backwoods Barbie." Tickets will be honored for the rescheduled dates.
"Seriously though, the doctors said I will be good as new in a few weeks, and I can't wait to get back out there," Parton said in the statement posted on DollyPartonMusic.com."See you soon, Dolly."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,330345,00.html

Posted by: NewEngland2007

Dolly is a Diva in the best sense of the word.

Posted by: KozmoKramer

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But hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don't have back problems.

Oh Dolly - just give me the chance baby....

Posted by: GALEWINDS

As a true American, I'd like to voluteer to massage them ther' puppies

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