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Posted by: Andy0921

Top ten reasons you might be a Taliban

1. You might be a Taliban if you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You might be a Taliban if you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You might be a Taliban if you have more wives than teeth.

4. You might be a Taliban if you wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You might be a Taliban if you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You might be a Taliban if you can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

7. You might be a Taliban if you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You might be a Taliban if you've felt the urge to "get excited" after seeing a woman's exposed ankle.

9. You might be a Taliban if you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

10. You might be a Taliban if you've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."




Posted by: kojack1

Ha Ha



Posted by: K.Lavoie

This is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: KozmoKramer

ROFLMFAO!!! I love #4.



Posted by: Killjoy

LOL..nice!



Posted by: Ashley89

this is about as unfunny as jeff foxworthy



Posted by: kwflatbed

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this is about as unfunny as jeff foxworthy
Or You



Posted by: kttref

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Or You
Harry...I knew there was a reason you were one of my favorite people on here... is one of the funniest things I have read in a long time...stupid kids. hahahahahaha



Posted by: Ashley89

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Harry...I knew there was a reason you were one of my favorite people on here... is one of the funniest things I have read in a long time...stupid kids. hahahahahaha

im right



Posted by: kwflatbed

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im right

Go Away little Badge Bunny wannabee

Who I'd like to meet:



http://www.myspace.com/barbecutie89



Posted by: Ashley89

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Go Away little Badge Bunny wannabee

Who I'd like to meet:



http://www.myspace.com/barbecutie89

ouch you got me



Posted by: Andy0921

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this is about as unfunny as jeff foxworthy
Coming from the person who finds this humerous;
http://www.masscops.com/forums/showthread.php?t=45485



Posted by: rocksy1826

that's a riot, andy!



Posted by: coldsteel

Why would she want to meet three Troppers on the side of the road issuing tickets to a bunch of rice rocket retards....



Posted by: Andy0921

Maybe they would let her play with their sticks...She would like that...



Posted by: coldsteel

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Maybe they would let her play with their sticks...She would like that...
LMAO... I dont think this chick likes to play with sticks... The song on her stupid Myspace sums that up very well...LOL



Posted by: Ashley89

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Maybe they would let her play with their sticks...She would like that...

WOW! you guys are mean
no need for that lol



Posted by: coldsteel

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WOW! you guys are mean
no need for that lol
Ohhhh what's the matter.... Go back on myspace and chat it up with the rest of the emo and goth friends ya have.... Friggin tool! LOL



Posted by: Ashley89

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Ohhhh what's the matter.... Go back on myspace and chat it up with the rest of the emo and goth friends ya have.... Friggin tool! LOL

goth...emo??? where do you get that idea lol
look im not trying to fight with anyone or start shit, i just like reading this board and stuff so stop judging me



Posted by: kwflatbed

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goth...emo??? where do you get that idea lol
look im not trying to fight with anyone or start shit, i just like reading this board and stuff so stop judging me
You are posting here, that gives us the right to judge you.



Posted by: Ashley89

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You are posting here, that gives us the right to judge you.

fair enough i guess - i just thought what those guys were saying was a bit harsh lol



Posted by: coldsteel

Well it was a funny thread till gothgirl89 killed it....



Posted by: Ashley89

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Well it was a funny thread till gothgirl89 killed it....
clever!



Posted by: coldsteel

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clever!
Awwww thanks tool...



Posted by: kttref

I am finding this thread hysterical right now....



Posted by: rocksy1826

why say "lol" after saying you find the treatment "harsh"? doesn't that kinda contradict itself?



Posted by: RodneyFarva

popcorn any one?



Posted by: pahapoika

well now , it seem Ms. Ashly's warm welcome to masscops has grown cold.

just curious , does "not funny " pertain to the non-PC nature of the you might be a taliban joke or is it just not your cup of tea in the humor department ?





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