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Posted by: jyanis

Sorry...I had to post this...

BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports
car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a
blonde. The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug
through her
purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

"What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed
it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back
saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.

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Posted by: stm4710

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Posted by: mpd61

Which one is the blonde? which one is dumb?

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Posted by: kttref

Some more (one is the same):


Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over a 100 miles per hour.
"Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "see any cops following us?"
The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter of fact, I do."
"Oh, NOOOO!" yelled the brunette. "Are his flashers on?"
The blonde turned around again. "Yup...nope...yup...nope...yup..."





A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car. The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license.
The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?"
Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"
The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde policewoman.
The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."






A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."







Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.

Putting her face in her hands, she moaned: "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!"

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Posted by: Foxracingmtnridr

A cop is driving down the highway and he comes up on this little red sports car zigging and zagging. So he proceeds to pull the car over. He get's out of his cruiser and walks up to the driver window of the sportscar and sees a blonde woman driving and he says "have you been drinking tonight miss?" and the blonde replied "no i haven't sir", "then why were you zigging and zagging all over the road back there" the cop asked, The blonde replied " I was trying to miss the tree that kept popping up in front of me" the cop said "what tree miss you were on a 3 lane highway in the middle lane" and she then pointed at her Pine air freshener hanging from the rear view mirror. The cop then pulled the tree off the mirror and asked the lady to drive safe.

Scott

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Posted by: Foxracingmtnridr

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpd61";p=&quot Which one is the blonde? which one is dumb?

That picture rates about a 9.5 on the weird fuckedupshit-o-meter.

Scott

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