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Main Page The year is 2029-----
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Posted by: Mortal knight

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).

Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being overtaken by Jamaica.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters, and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Florida Democrats still don't know how to use a voting machine.

Posted by: JoninNH

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Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

That'll never happen.

Posted by: stm4710

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Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Following the precident set by the Massachusetts supreme court.

Posted by: kttref

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Originally Posted by JoninNH";p=&quot

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Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

That'll never happen.

Want to know how you can see a women with her mouth closed???

Offer to help cook, clean and do the laundry!

Posted by: stm4710

I cook all time........I am a good italian cook. Italian is the food of love.......and I have a good results when I cook for a date.

Posted by: kttref

....and does she keep her mouth shut?

Posted by: mpd61

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Originally Posted by kttref";p=&quot

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Originally Posted by JoninNH";p=&quot

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Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

That'll never happen.

Want to know how you can see a women with her mouth closed???

Offer to help cook, clean and do the laundry!

Actually.............

Wouldn't her jaw drop OPEN?

Posted by: mpd61

Actually I'm hoping by 2029 they'll have cured Cancer and Halitosis.

Posted by: Channy1984

You forgot that in 2029, all Police departments in MA will be required to carry Slingshots for a sidearm. This is due to liberal arguments that firearms are too inhumane and excessive to use on a violent person trying to run you over with their car.

Posted by: Officer Dunngeon

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Originally Posted by kttref";p=&quot

Want to know how you can see a women with her mouth closed???

Offer to help cook, clean and do the laundry!

Or just simply say, "Yes, dear, you're right."

Posted by: Foxracingmtnridr

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Originally Posted by Mortal knight";p=&quot

Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

Ah ha ha ha It worked on the japs

Scott

Posted by: stm4710

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Originally Posted by kttref";p=&quot

....and does she keep her mouth shut?

Why would she? I enjoy a good conversation with a date.

Posted by: kttref

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Originally Posted by mpd61";p=&quot

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Originally Posted by kttref";p=&quot

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Originally Posted by JoninNH";p=&quot

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Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

That'll never happen.

Want to know how you can see a women with her mouth closed???

Offer to help cook, clean and do the laundry!

Actually.............

Wouldn't her jaw drop OPEN?

That's naughty!

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Originally Posted by stm4710";p=&quot

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Originally Posted by kttref";p=&quot

....and does she keep her mouth shut?

Why would she? I enjoy a good conversation with a date.

There are the good men out there that enjoy a good convo. Which is very nice, I was just refering to the reference in the first post in the thread.

Posted by: KozmoKramer

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Originally Posted by Mortal knight";p=&quot

Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.......

We Could Only Hope......
Good Post Mortal!!

=D>

Posted by: Southside

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Originally Posted by Channy1984";p=&quot

You forgot that in 2029, all Police departments in MA will be required to carry Slingshots for a sidearm. This is due to liberal arguments that firearms are too inhumane and excessive to use on a violent person trying to run you over with their car.

And to qualify and be certfied, each officer must be shot at point blank range to the forehead so that they can show it hurts but does not kill.

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