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Posted by: kwflatbed

I'm still chuckling about this al-Qaeda rule regarding placement of tomatoes and cucumbers.

Al-Qaeda has warned street vendors not to place tomatoes beside cucumbers because the vegetables are different genders.

Apparently, tomatoes are considered to be female and cucumbers are male and placing them adjacent to each other is naughty. Who knew?

It's not known what penalty is associated with tomato-cucumber offenses under Sharia law. Nevertheless, I'm inclined to think that radical Islamists don't eat a lot of salads.

Posted by: NewEngland2007

Oh, fuck al quaeda. With a big honkin cuke.

Posted by: HousingCop

What do you expect from them? They still wipe their ass with their left hand without the benefit of tp.

Posted by: Sniper

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Originally Posted by NewEngland2007

Oh, fuck al quaeda. With a big honkin cuke.

Do you, I mean THEY, skin them first ????????

Posted by: NewEngland2007

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Originally Posted by Sniper

Do you, I mean THEY, skin them first ????????

I'll, I mean THEY, will probably be calling you soon for advice on that one.

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