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Posted by: Cinderella

Masturbating trespasser booted from frat

Police have been unable to locate a woman who entered the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity house without permission on Thursday and began to masturbate on a couch.

While fraternity members were eating in the dining room, a woman entered the house's living room, took off her clothes and started masturbating, said LSA junior Dan Nye, the president of the Washtenaw Avenue fraternity.

No one saw the woman enter the house or knew how she got in. Nye said she could have entered through the front door, which was left propped open while it was being repaired.

Fraternity members asked the woman to leave the house, but she refused and continued masturbating for about half an hour, Nye said.

http://media.www.michigandaily.com/m...-2791352.shtml

Posted by: 94c

If that's all it takes, I'm no longer locking my doors.

My windows are down in my car also.

Posted by: USMCMP5811

or Vids......

Posted by: CJIS

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Originally Posted by USMCMP5811

or Vids......

Who is to say the person was good looking?

Posted by: Wolfman

Man, I hate when that happens.

Posted by: USMCMP5811

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Originally Posted by npd_323

Who is to say the person was good looking?

Nothing, That's waht a brown paper bag is for.....

Posted by: Wolfman

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Originally Posted by npd_323

Who is to say the person was good looking?

If she was ugly they probably would have called the cops instead of letting her slap the salmon for a half hour.

Posted by: NewEngland2007

"Fraternity members said they will throw out two couches in the living room because of the incident, Nye said."

Uhhhhhhh....I think there's more to this story than was reported.

Posted by: Sniper

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Originally Posted by NewEngland2007

"Fraternity members said they will throw out two couches in the living room because of the incident, Nye said."

Uhhhhhhh....I think there's more to this story than was reported.

maybe this will start a trend.................

Posted by: NewEngland2007

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Originally Posted by Sniper

maybe this will start a trend.................

Opt for the ScotchGuard!

Posted by: USMCMP5811

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Originally Posted by NewEngland2007

Opt for the ScotchGuard!

Or a clear plastic slip cover........

Posted by: Sniper

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Originally Posted by NewEngland2007

Opt for the ScotchGuard!

no comment..........

Posted by: USMCMP5811

Don't forget the can of Pam Cooking spray.........

Posted by: screamineagle

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Originally Posted by USMCMP5811

Don't forget the can of Pam Cooking spray.........

eeeeewwwwwwwwww. lol.

Posted by: Sniper

and cheez wiz.............

Posted by: USMCMP5811

and peanut butter....can't forget the peanut butter

Posted by: NewEngland2007

Do you people not know that drugstore. com sells a wide array of lubricants?

Posted by: screamineagle

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Originally Posted by NewEngland2007

Do you people not know that drugstore. com sells a wide array of lubricants?

I learn so much from this educational site.

Posted by: USMCMP5811

NE, You've never used peanut Butter??????????

Say it isn't so.....

Posted by: Sniper

SHE hasnt but HER DOG has !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: NewEngland2007

You sick bastards! I don't even HAVE a dog, so there!

Posted by: screamineagle

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Originally Posted by Sniper

SHE hasnt but HER DOG has !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: USMCMP5811

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Originally Posted by Sniper

SHE hasnt but HER DOG has !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sniper

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Originally Posted by NewEngland2007

You sick bastards! I don't even HAVE a dog, so there!

You taking applications ??????? I have everything but the loud bark down pat !!!!!!!!

Posted by: NewEngland2007

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Originally Posted by Sniper

You taking applications ??????? I have everything but the loud bark down pat !!!!!!!!

You'll need the pinch collar, I'm sure.

Posted by: USMCMP5811

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Originally Posted by NewEngland2007

You'll need the pinch collar, I'm sure.

But he is house broken

Posted by: KozmoKramer

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Masturbating Trespasser Booted From Frat...

Well all I can say is;
'There but for the grace of God goes... Kenny, Sniper, Andy, JAP, SOT, and Screamin Eagle...'

Posted by: USMCMP5811

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Originally Posted by KozmoKramer

Well all I can say is;
'There but for the grace of God goes... Kenny, Sniper, Andy, JAP, SOT, and Screamin Eagle...'

and look over in the closet...there's Koz working the video camera with the telephoto lens.....

Posted by: KozmoKramer

Doesn't make me a bad guy...

Posted by: USMCMP5811

Not so long as I get a copy of the tape....

Posted by: Nachtwächter

Possible pics of her.

http://fratboynews.blogspot.com/2007...t-on-film.html

If that is her I would not have waited 30 minutes to call the cops.

Posted by: Sniper

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Originally Posted by Nachtwächter

Possible pics of her.

http://fratboynews.blogspot.com/2007...t-on-film.html

If that is her I would not have waited 30 minutes to call the cops.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GbsBJmx-m2s

Posted by: j809

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Originally Posted by Wolfman

If she was ugly they probably would have called the cops instead of letting her slap the salmon for a half hour.

Wolfman, you have such a way with words.

Posted by: kwflatbed

Website Comment:

Anonymous said... From an anonomous Pike himself, as much as I'd love to make it out that she was a hottie, she was freakin' disgusting--thin but she looked like she'd spent a few days with Edward Scissorhands. Anyway, I thought it was interesting that there was failure to include the reason she was there: she said it had always been her dream to get slammed by 10+ guys at once and she thought a frat would be the best place to make that happen.

Posted by: USMCTrooper

Maybe its just me but does anyone else see that "1000 yard stare" in her eyes???

Posted by: SOT

When I read this topic line, I thought it was about me!

Dude that's the picture of that bigfoot thing walking through the woods.

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Originally Posted by Nachtwächter

Possible pics of her.

http://fratboynews.blogspot.com/2007...t-on-film.html

If that is her I would not have waited 30 minutes to call the cops.

Posted by: robinlow

Any woman can feel free to come to my place to masturbate.

I'll just leave the webcam on and I may start charging views a fee at www.masturbatingtrespassers.com.

I'll be rich!

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Originally Posted by 94c

If that's all it takes, I'm no longer locking my doors.

My windows are down in my car also.

Inviting some vagrants to masturbate in your car at night... I see..

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