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Posted by: SinePari

Starbucks is opening 3, count 'em, 3 stores here at Fort Bragg, NC. I was in the generic coffee shop getting a pick-me-up, and the girl told me that the commie franchise will be infecting the post in the next couple of months.

Hey, anybody who owns a DD franchise should get in down here. Bid for a contract on the cheap, and bring some cute Brazilian girls down there to work...it's a recipe for success. Joe loves coffee and brown-skinned honeys.

BTW, I've been playing Army down here for a few weeks and will be back this weekend.

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Posted by: Barbrady

I may see you in passing as I am headed down there this weekend to play. Have a safe trip home.

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Posted by: justanotherparatrooper

...of course the they'll REDUCE theyre prices for the men and women putting thier lives on the line for this country right?

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Posted by: Deuce

It's cuz them eightydouchebag prima donnas are gettin' too soft...

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Posted by: DodgeRam

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Originally Posted by justanotherparatrooper ...of course the they'll REDUCE theyre prices for the men and women putting thier lives on the line for this country right?

If anything they will charge them more.. Those people who work at Starbucks are fucking hippie freaks.

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Posted by: Barbrady

Home of the: All Cafe Americano Division!!

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Posted by: KozmoKramer

I cant drink that froo froo shit anyway.
I'll take a lg DD any day.

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Posted by: Mongo

Starbucks people are poo poo heads.

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Posted by: kwflatbed

I don't know why anyone would drink Starbucks skunk piss.
Tim Horton's first choice.
DD second choice.

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Posted by: SargeLorenzo

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Originally Posted by SinePari bring some cute Brazilian girls down there to work...it's a recipe for success.

Yeah, they'll all be successfully knocked up in no time

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Posted by: USMCMP5811

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Originally Posted by KozmoKramer I cant drink that froo froo shit anyway. I'll take a lg DD any day.

But make mine a Great one

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Posted by: SinePari

Starbucks always tastes burnt.

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Posted by: topcop14

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Originally Posted by SinePari Starbucks always tastes burnt.

Its not burnt its "French Roast"

Leave it to the French to ruin a good thing. I would give up coffee all together if Starbucks was my only choice. For the record I have a 8 - 10 cup a day habbit, Thank god the Brazilian hotties like this man in blue, otherwise it would be an expensive habbit. My Dr told me to lay off the coffee do to to rage issues as well as high blood pressure. . .
DD all the way

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Posted by: justanotherparatrooper

Topcop...hope you told the dr to screw off, or did you just go straight for a choke hold?

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Posted by: Deuce

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Originally Posted by topcop14 rage issues

Rage is gooood, helps keep one warm. Don't let the Dr fool you.


OTOH, maybe we could use the coffee OD as an excuse like the junkies (waa it's a sickness) when we get in the glue for "over exuberance"....

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Posted by: justanotherparatrooper

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Originally Posted by Deuce Rage is gooood, helps keep one warm. Don't let the Dr fool you. OTOH, maybe we could use the coffee OD as an excuse like the junkies (waa it's a sickness) when we get in the glue for "over exuberance"....

"over exuberance"...I like that

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Posted by: topcop14

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Originally Posted by Deuce Rage is gooood, helps keep one warm. Don't let the Dr fool you. OTOH, maybe we could use the coffee OD as an excuse like the junkies (waa it's a sickness) when we get in the glue for "over exuberance"....

After I choked him out I went to DD and got a Great One for the ride home.
I think I might try the coffee excuse. God knows if I go an hour into my shift without my fix I start to Jones.

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Posted by: USMCMP5811

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Originally Posted by topcop14 After I choked him out I went to DD and got a Great One for the ride home. I think I might try the coffee excuse. God knows if I go an hour into my shift without my fix I start to Jones.

Hey, come on now, everyone knows that caffeine gives you the shakes, and the high caffeine content in the numerous cups of coffee you drank just to keep warm caused the shakes...Just because you were holding your ASP in your hand and the Dr got in the way of the receiving end of the ASP while your hand was shaking so violently from the caffeine high shouldn't make you liable....
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