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Posted by: rocksy1826

Went to a call for a foreign object stuck in a not ok place. (gee, guess where)

....it was the tv remote.



...and he had discovered that by "flexing" certain muscles he could change the channel with it stuck up there.




......WHY?!?!

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Posted by: USMCTrooper

.......because he was really anal about which shows he watched?????????

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Posted by: Sniper

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Originally Posted by USMCTrooper .......because he was really anal about which shows he watched?????????

AHhaahhaahhaaaaaa.

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Posted by: justanotherparatrooper

shouldve given it a good kick and put it there permanent

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Posted by: Nachtwächter

That is all good until you need to change the batteries.

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Posted by: pahapoika

x

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Posted by: KozmoKramer

100 To 1 Shot Doc, A 100 To 1....

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Posted by: andy0921

How and why the hell was it up his shitter?

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Posted by: Nachtwächter

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Originally Posted by andy0921 How and why the hell was it up his shitter?

Thought you would be the one that would know this.

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Posted by: rocksy1826

clearly, he put it there.


...he claimed he "fell" on it



I wanted to ask him if his butthole was really so gaping that when he stumbled back a whole remote could get jammed up it.

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Posted by: SargeLorenzo

It was probably up there sideways, not lengthwise

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Posted by: rocksy1826

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Originally Posted by SargeLorenzo It was probably up there sideways, not lengthwise

I no longer doubt the possibility of things like that. I once responded to a call for a guy with a hairbrush up there

...BRISTLES FIRST!

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Posted by: mikey742

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Originally Posted by rocksy1826 I no longer doubt the possibility of things like that. I once responded to a call for a guy with a hairbrush up there ...BRISTLES FIRST!

There's a fine line between pain and pleasure.

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Posted by: rocksy1826

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Originally Posted by mikey742 There's a fine line between pain and pleasure.

there's also a fine line between kinky and completely f'ing psycho


I'm pretty sure the hair brush guy tortured small animals as a child or something

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Posted by: Irish Wampanoag

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Originally Posted by USMCTrooper .......because he was really anal about which shows he watched?????????

Or either there was shit on TV that night and he wanted on his remote as well!

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Posted by: 94c

no gerbil stories?

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Posted by: justanotherparatrooper

I WILL share that story with a friend that works customer service at Comcast

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Posted by: JoninNH

Thats Comcastic!

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Posted by: dcs2244

Years ago, I worked with a guy who's sister was a nurse in the ER of a small city hospital. A guy arrived at the ER with a shot glass stuck in his pooper...wide end first! When asked how it got there, the guy replied that it was on a bar stool and when he sat down...

To which our clever nurse replied: "...what were you doing in the bar with your pants off?"

Seriously...you just can't make this stuff up. She also had a story about a flashlight...but that's a tale for another day...
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Posted by: SPINMASS

I got a call for a flashlight stuck in the pooper once. The guy said it was all he could find. He bought himself a section 12.

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Posted by: Sniper

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Originally Posted by SPINMASS He bought himself a section 12.

Did he get any change ????????

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