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Posted by: rocksy1826

Post your most entertaining psych patient stories here!


Posted by: wgciv

Post yours first


Posted by: Sniper

so there was this EMT who took her shirt off and................. OOPS, wrong thread.


Posted by: Delta784

I had a guy who had wrapped his entire head in aluminum foil, except for eye, nose, and mouth slits. He was in the process of lining his room (shithole rooming house) with foil also, he must have had 75 rolls of the stuff along with a shitload of Scotch tape, and had made pretty good progress. The walls and floors were covered, and he was working on the cieling when we came knocking.

Apparently, the CIA radio waves were too powerful for the old standby;

http://zapatopi.net/afdb/


Posted by: 94c

I'm tired of building those things. My kids keep using them for hockey helmets and destroy them. A word of caution, stand clear of the microwave oven when wearing one of these.

A couple of months ago the sparks lit my kitchen curtains on fire.


Posted by: USMCMP5811

http://www.masscops.com/forums/showt...ht=bomb+threat


Nice way to start off your night..........


Posted by: Sgt Jack

Would get called to a nursing home for the little old lady who loved to pull the fire alarm on a semi regular basis...she'd then try to run us over with her wheel chair insisting that we were Germans or something...


Posted by: USMCMP5811

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sgt Jack
Would get called to a nursing home for the little old lady who loved to pull the fire alarm on a semi regular basis...she'd then try to run us over with her wheel chair insisting that we were Germans or something...


What, she didn't want you to put out her burning fire?


Posted by: rocksy1826

haha, I had that little old lady being section 12'd like a month or so ago because she kept getting caught performing oral on the male residents of her nursing home.


When the nurse told me that I thought she was just trying to fuck with me. They even had it written on the section 12.


Posted by: Buford T

Gumjobs, lovely....


Posted by: OCKS

25 year old male came off his meds.and thought that he had flies inside his chest. He stabbed himself in the chest with a steak knife, to let the flies out. When we showed up the knife was stuck in has rib cage and pulsing to the beat of his heart. Ended up he was a paranoid schizoid


Posted by: CampusOfficer

When I worked in a jail, there was an inmate in the infirmary that was jamming his feet in the toilet, and flushing the toilet. When asked what the hell he was doing, he stated that he was trying to flush himself down the toilet so he could escape.


Posted by: rocksy1826

after giving a section 12 the option of going "the easy way or the hard way" me, my partner and 2 cambridge police officers were dragging this HUGE woman down her stairs out to the ambulance. The entire time she's screaming "STOP RAPING ME! I'M A VIRGIN! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES! GET YOUR ARMS OUT OF MY VAGINA AND STOP RAPING ME!!!!"

One of the cops was a rookie. like 3 weeks on. My partner was also a newbie and had like a month in. The looks on their faces was priceless


Posted by: CJIS

Quote:
Originally Posted by CampusOfficer
When I worked in a jail, there was an inmate in the infirmary that was jamming his feet in the toilet, and flushing the toilet. When asked what the hell he was doing, he stated that he was trying to flush himself down the toilet so he could escape.
lmao!


Posted by: Inspector

Once had a Sgt. in plainclothes accompany a uniformed officer taking patient to the State Hospital for an involuntary admission. The intake worker read the paperwork and somewhat confused told the Sgt. that he had to accompany him into the next room at which point the patient said, "Oh doc we forgot to add that he thinks he's a police officer."


Posted by: justanotherparatrooper

Quote:
Originally Posted by CampusOfficer
When I worked in a jail, there was an inmate in the infirmary that was jamming his feet in the toilet, and flushing the toilet. When asked what the hell he was doing, he stated that he was trying to flush himself down the toilet so he could escape.
Well , dont leave us hanging...did it work?


Posted by: Sgt Jack

Quote:
Originally Posted by USMCMP5811
What, she didn't want you to put out her burning fire?
Not for all the Sam Adams in the world!!!!!




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