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Posted by: kwflatbed

Ain't this the truth

http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_...odressupas.swf


"The Halloween Flasher"

http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_...n_flasher2.swf


The Stinky Drunken Ghost!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests...
The last test had left his system upset.
For hours he made several false-alarm trips to the bathroom.

Finally giving up on going, he decided his latest urge to go to the bathroom was just another false alarm, so he stayed put.
He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea!
He was SOOOO embarrassed!
Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
As luck would have it, a drunk was walking by the hospital.
Suddenly, the sheets landed on him! He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms wildly, which left the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a security guard who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked,
"What in the world was that all about?"
Still staring down, the drunk replied:
"I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost!"



"The Stinky Drunken Ghost!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests...
The last test had left his system upset.
For hours he made several false-alarm trips to the bathroom.

Finally giving up on going, he decided his latest urge to go to the bathroom was just another false alarm, so he stayed put.
He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea!
He was SOOOO embarrassed!
Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
As luck would have it, a drunk was walking by the hospital.
Suddenly, the sheets landed on him! He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms wildly, which left the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a security guard who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked,
"What in the world was that all about?"
Still staring down, the drunk replied:
"I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost!"
The Halloween Flasher"

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Posted by: CJIS

What is with the White font?

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Posted by: Cinderella

lol Harry !!

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Posted by: kwflatbed

Quote:

Originally Posted by npd_323 What is with the White font?

ghost writing lol

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Posted by: kwflatbed

Granny is back and has a special Halloween treat just for you!


Granny's Groovin' Costume Extravaganza!

Granny B00bs Halloween Scare!

The Drunk Pumpkin

Doin' It Ghost Style! (hehe!)

Smell My Feet!

I'm Just a Ghost!


Hope you enjoy!

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Posted by: kwflatbed

10. She's a goblin!

9. I'd like to get a little something
in the sack tonight.
8. Just get on your hands and
knees and bob your head.
7. She's got a couple of nice
pumpkins on her porch.
6. If you just lick it,
it will last longer.
5. Let me see your big sack.
4. Can I eat your zagnuts?
3. Have your mom check it
before you put it in your mouth.
2. You scared me stiff!

And the dirtiest sounding but
not-dirty Halloween saying is...

He's got candy spread out

on the living room floor!

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Posted by: kwflatbed



(original artwork & poem © Pinke Spencer 2002, used with permission.)


Twas the night before Halloween
And all through the house
All the creatures were stirring,
Especially the mouse!

The "in-house Trick or Treat recepticals" were hung
By the cauldron with care,
In hopes that the Great Pumpkin
Soon would be there.

The witches were planning
A party that night
For their goulfriends, demons, goblins
And other purveyors of fright.

Their black cats were busy
Matting their fur.
The spiders were spinning,
You could hear their spinnerets whir!

Those other familiars,
The owl and the fox,
Heard hissing and scratching
From Pandora's box.

The caldron was steaming
With unsavory stew:
Eye of newt, wart of toad,
A most traditional brew.

The front yard tombstones
With dead flowers adorned;
Skeletons hung from the trees
So all might be warned

That Halloween Horrors
This night rule the land,
So it's best to stay home
And hold someone's hand!

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Posted by: Cinderella

Happy Halloween greeting from Elvis!!

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Posted by: CJIS

I really wish I didn't have to see that

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Posted by: Mongo

I freakin knew Elvis was alive.

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Posted by: CJIS

Haunted Places in MA. http://www.theshadowlands.net/places/massachusetts.htm

I've been to many of these places... never seen or heard a thing

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Posted by: kwflatbed

Click here: Halloween Hangman

http://www.dedge.com/flash/hangman/

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