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Posted by: USMCMP5811

So I'm walking out of the gas station last night when this guy in a van comes flying into the parking lot and screeches to a stop. Right on his a$$ is this old beater car. Dude gets out of the van and 4 teenagers get out of the car and they all start having words. They're jawing back and forth for a minute and the guy turns away to get back in his van and the kid driving the other car sucker punches him in the back of the head. Dude goes flying against his van, turns around and busts the antenna off it and just starts whaling the piss out of the kid! He's going to town whipping this kid with the antenna when some cops come screaming in there, jump out and pull him off the kid. The kid's just laying on the ground not moving, so they call an ambulance. The meat wagon shows up a few minutes later and pronounces the kid dead on the scene! I talked to one of the cops and said I saw the whole thing, but I can't see how the kid died just from being whipped with an antenna. They said well, it happened, and the cause of death is acute van aerial disease!

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Posted by: KozmoKramer


What a dink I am.
I'm halfway through reading this, I launch another browser and start searching Boston.com for info. on the altercation. Oy vay..

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Posted by: Cinderella

acute van aerial disease!


i had to read that 3 times before it sunk in ......LOL Ken

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Posted by: zebra3

Got me too. I didn't know Marines had a sense of humor!!

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Posted by: CJIS

I got it fist read

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Posted by: Mongo

I don't get it.

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Posted by: Opie

Kenny I want my 15 seconds back!

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Posted by: honor12900

You got me. I was about to ask you why you just watched the hole thing.

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Posted by: EOD1

focker

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Posted by: justanotherparatrooper

great story

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Posted by: USMCMP5811

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Originally Posted by Opie Kenny I want my 15 seconds back!

Just admit it Brian, you were had!

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Posted by: Barbrady

I was wondering why his three buddies were letting him get beat to death.

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Posted by: MM1799

I wasn't wondering anything... I was had -- hook, line and sinker!

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Posted by: Gil

Quote:

Originally Posted by MM1799 I wasn't wondering anything... I was had -- hook, line and sinker!

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Posted by: Opie

Quote:

Originally Posted by USMCMP5811 Just admit it Brian, you were had!

No, You're Right! I was...

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