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Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog

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Posted by: Cinderella

Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog


A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.
Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.
But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated.
A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."



lmao dear god!



Posted by: zebra3

"My friend the Witch Doctor, he told me what to do.......ooo-eee--ooo-aah--aah....."

(It's an old song....I'm showing my age.)



Posted by: Irish Wampanoag

what a prick!!!



Posted by: NewEngland2007

How long did he last with the hedge hog?



Posted by: CJIS

There is a law on the books in FL stating it is illegal to have sexual relations with a porcupine. After reading this maybe they should add hedgehog too.



Posted by: CampusOfficer

Wtf!!!



Posted by: Andy0921

Hey, what ever floats your boat



Posted by: Mongo

Was that in Maine



Posted by: USMCMP5811

Quote:
Originally Posted by NewEngland2006
How long did he last with the hedge hog?





Posted by: Cinderella

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mongo
Was that in Maine
lol



Posted by: NewEngland2007

Is the hedgehog OK and laughing it up with his friends that he's such a perv he did it with a human?



Posted by: dcs2244

Serbian? Might this hedgehog lover be a ...mooselimb? Nah, their taste runs more to goats, camels and young boys.



Posted by: tazoez

It's sad, I'll never be able to play Sonic on my computer again without thinking that he was violated.......





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