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Ever find porn in the woods as a kid?

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Posted by: SOT

Just asking...we were talking about things we found as kids, in the woods and on the street etc and so on and a universal was porn in the woods. Just saying...how about you?


Posted by: Andy0921

Yeah I found a play boy once near our fort when I was little, me and the boyz were all over that shit!


Posted by: no$.10

Come to think of it, Yeah, we did.

Know what really makes me wonder, though? How about when you were riding bikes or just hanging around, how many times did adults (male) ask you directions? OK, now as an adult, have you ever asked a kid for directions???? HMMMMM....


Posted by: EOD1

i found porn a few times in my front lawn.


Posted by: kojack1

Yep
I have found it in the woos, then on my front lawn later in life when I bought my own house. That stuff wasn't even mine


Posted by: Curious EMT

I used to play in the woods about 3/4 miles from me that abbutted a highway near a rest area... I thought all the used condoms were from guys and girls....


Posted by: mikey742

When I was younger there was this small pond behind an apartment complex that we used to fish in and cause trouble in the woods around the pond but one summer the water was real low and one fishing line got stuck on a trunk. So we pulled it out of the water and it was filled with porn and others things. It took us a couple of days but we managed to dry most of them out and had some good porn for young kids


Posted by: brk120

I was playing army in the woods with my buddies and we found this stack of porn. I probably was about 11 or 12 years old. It was one of the happiest moments of my life at that time


Posted by: creeperjeep

It is strange that there is alot of pron in the woods,I remember as a kids we used to walk the highway fence and one time found a hole with a tarp in it and a ton of rain soaked pron mags.Is putting pron in the woods a common practice?


Posted by: 94c

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Originally Posted by creeperjeep
It is strange that there is alot of pron in the woods,I remember as a kids we used to walk the highway fence and one time found a hole with a tarp in it and a ton of rain soaked pron mags.Is putting pron in the woods a common practice?
where do you think a baby doe comes from? the stork?

another thing to keep in mind is when a bear shits in the woods he needs something to look at.


Posted by: tazoez

I never found porn in the woods but it was traded (or bought) rather heavily during Jr High


Posted by: SOT

Oddly I just found some getting mytree stand ready ...WTF.


Posted by: EOD1

Slightly off topic but hey.... When i was in VA, i was apartment hunting and looking for a street, now i saw what i thought was a large stick. I then realized i had just ran over a dildo in the middle of the road- Now I'm not talking muscle massager... No No it was a cock- complete with veins and balls- it must have been close to 2 feet long! it felt like i ran over a baseball bat!


Posted by: frank

Quote:
Originally Posted by EOD1
Slightly off topic but hey.... When i was in VA, i was apartment hunting and looking for a street, now i saw what i thought was a large stick. I then realized i had just ran over a dildo in the middle of the road- Now I'm not talking muscle massager... No No it was a cock- complete with veins and balls- it must have been close to 2 feet long! it felt like i ran over a baseball bat!
So uh...what kind of street were you looking for exactly? Did you go back and look at it, or did you realize "oh shit, I just ran over some cock n' balls!" after figuring out what it was at the last second?

I would imagine that would be an extremely amusing moment if you had anyone else in the car with you...


Posted by: EOD1

i was goig slow enough so i just stopped and opened my door and looked back... i never did find the street I was looking for. & I was talking to my wife on the phone; she was rather confused when I said i just ran over a dildo.


Posted by: DVET1979

I found porn in the woods behind my house where all the neighborhood kids walk to school. One kid brought one home in his backpack when we were in 4th grade and his mother found it. He ratted us all out and said it wasn't his.


Posted by: PBiddy35

So do adults bring it out into the woods? Maybe it's just a long tradition where kids find some, hide it in the woods, forget about it, then years later rediscover? Fascinating


Posted by: Officer Dunngeon

There are all sorts of sickos in the woods. I imagine some gay porn is left behind from anonymous rendez-vous. I also think some adults purposely put it in the woods or anywhere they know it will be accessible to kids. Freakin' perverts.


Posted by: RPD931

When I was 13 or 14, my friends and I found a large box of porn magazines in the woods just off a dead end area, where people dump all kinds of junk. One of my friends brought a stack home with him. Idiot!, his mother busted a couple days later.




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